aaaaaa Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 young sailor is first time on the freighter ship in every port his buddies go out for chicks then come back and share their adventures but he never manage to get any gal he asks his more experienced buddies: how do u manage to get a gal, what do u say to her? coz whenever I see one and ask her to go with me to f*** - they never respond positively his friend told him: oh, common man, u can't talk to gals like that directly! u must ask nicely which is indirectly, like for example: "may I dock into your port" ? this young guy was very enlightened and excited in the next port as soon as everyone got down - he found one chick and immidielty asked her that she smiled to him and lead him to some private enough corner and he immidietly "docked" into her "port" she made some astonished eyes and said: excuse me, but u "docked" not into the proper "port" ! and he was so desperate that he replied: "I don't care - as long as I can download my cargo !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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