Instructions for single men in Bangkok

[warriorbangkok]

My advice for single men in Bangkok:

1. Be good boys. You know it makes sense

2. Do not frequent establishments of ill repute, such as a certain soi in Asoke, brothels and a certain plaza where you are likely to find all manner of personal services on offer. The girls at these places have been known to pass on STD's and fleece gullible customers of lots of money. Never fall in love with this kind of woman - there's a high chance that it will end badly

3. If you want to find a decent, respectable female companion (girlfriend), then you need to go to these places:

A. Hi-So bars in Thong Lo - lots of lovely, professional ladies frequent these places

B. Hi-So shopping malls such as Emporium or Paragon. Check out the gourmet cafés, designer clothing outlets or cosmetics sections for the really high quality ladies.

C. Gyms, such as True Fitness, Fitness First, and so on

D. Starbucks - lots of professional, well-educated business ladies dine and meet here

E. Western-themed pubs, such as the Dubliner, The Black Swan, The Robin Hood and Molly Malones

Please follow my advice boys, and be good.

[Costas2008]

Just out of curiosity, Sir, and as it happens I will be visiting BKK in the near future, which soi in Asoke, and which plaza is it where I'm likely to find all manner of personal services on offer?

Not that I'm interested in any personal services, as I am a good boy, but just to check out other landmarks and interesting places in BKK.

Thank you very much.

A deprived, good boy from the sticks.

Edited March 23, 2015 by Costas2008

[tw25rw]

What a pile of crap. We don't go to Bangkok to do the same stuff we could do in any city in the world.

[mogandave]

Just out of curiosity, Sir, and as it happens I will be visiting BKK in the near future, which soi in Asoke, and which plaza is it where I'm likely to find all manner of personal services on offer?

Not that I'm interested in any personal services, as I am a good boy, but just to check out other landmarks and interesting places in BKK.

Thank you very much.

A deprived, good boy from the sticks.

Yes, exactly what areas should I avoid?

[opalred]

wrap yourself in plastic film

if going to starbucks learn to hold right finger up and hold cup coffee right way other wise people ignore you

[Foxman888]

Alternatively just do the exact opposite and enjoy yourself

Edit: If you want number 3 on your list you'd wouldn't be going to the places on number 2 would you??

Edited March 23, 2015 by Foxman888

[NickJ]

Airports as well. After you clear customs.

[Stan42]

Captain Obvious strikes again!

[smokie36]

He suggested going to Starbucks

The OP aint too bright now is he?

[wow64]

Some other helpful info.

If you go to Tops Supermarket on a Monday Wednesday or Friday between 7:30 - 8pm there is a secrete code there with the women. If you carry a basket put one banana and two apples in there and a packet of condoms. This means you are available and ready for some no strings attached boom boom.

The women carry a basket in their right hand and play with their phone in the other this is code that they are there for the same thing as you.. no strings attached.

Walk up to them and point to the banana apples and condoms in your basket.

Good luck out there..

Edited March 23, 2015 by wow64

[ScarpoFongness4U]

Why.....why.....why

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[Cypress Hill]

A. Hi-So bars in Thong Lo - lots of lovely, professional ladies frequent these places

B. Hi-So shopping malls such as Emporium or Paragon. Check out the gourmet cafés, designer clothing outlets or cosmetics sections for the really high quality ladies.

C. Gyms, such as True Fitness, Fitness First, and so on

D. Starbucks - lots of professional, well-educated business ladies dine and meet here

E. Western-themed pubs, such as the Dubliner, The Black Swan, The Robin Hood and Molly Malones

Thong Lo bars/clubs - Seen hordes of younger farangs strike out big time in these places. These women often won't want to stand out talking to or dating a farang. Furthermore, the guys you're competing with aren't motorbike taxis or spicy salad vendors; they're young Thai guys with family connections, money and a willingness to spend.

Emporium/Paragon - Expect her to pick out a Prada bag, drop it on the counter and look at YOU to pay for it . . . in return for a spot at the back of the queue to shag her

Gyms - I'm a member at True Fitness, Asoke. The women are distinctly average. I've met several OK women there and, after their workouts, they all head to Udom Suk or Bearing on the BTS, not to the upmarket condos in Phrom Phong. All looking for a dope to pay their monthly membership

Starbucks - Not even worth responding to that one

Western-themed pubs - Sorry but do you actually LIVE in Bangkok?

[Squeegee]

OP doesn't seem like he understands much about the world at all. He certainly doesn't get Thailand: to avoid bar girls find hi-so, haha.

OP you might want to get some advice yourself, like try to explore BKK for more than 5 minutes away from the BTS and Sukhumvit.

[jethro69]

Some other helpful info.

If you go to Tops Supermarket on a Monday Wednesday or Friday between 7:30 - 8pm there is a secrete code there with the women. If you carry a basket put one banana and two apples in there and a packet of condoms. This means you are available and ready for some no strings attached boom boom.

The women carry a basket in their right hand and play with their phone in the other this is code that they are there for the same thing as you.. no strings attached.

Walk up to them and point to the banana apples and condoms in your basket.

Good luck out there..

Wow, didn't know that. Do you know if that applies nationwide or only in BKK..

Edited March 23, 2015 by jethro69

[wow64]

Some other helpful info.

If you go to Tops Supermarket on a Monday Wednesday or Friday between 7:30 - 8pm there is a secrete code there with the women. If you carry a basket put one banana and two apples in there and a packet of condoms. This means you are available and ready for some no strings attached boom boom.

The women carry a basket in their right hand and play with their phone in the other this is code that they are there for the same thing as you.. no strings attached.

Walk up to them and point to the banana apples and condoms in your basket.

Good luck out there..

Wow, didn't know that. Do you know if that applies nationwide or only in BKK..

I don't wanna get your hopes up.. lets just say the one time I tried it outside of BKK I would call it a success.

I was a little Jet lagged as its a very long trip to Tumbol bangvoa from Bangkok went to the local Top there and saw a girl using line/mobile and carrying a basket. We all know what that means, I ran to get a banana apples and condoms raced to the girl and pointed at what I had in my basket.

She slapped me across the face.. it was Tuesday which is BDSM night at Tops.

[The Dancer]

I know a farang who regularly picks up the sweetest Thai babes at Thong Lor bars. And he's in his late fifties, skinny and bald. He also drives a Porsche Cayman and owns a penthouse condo in Bangkok and property in Phuket and Samui, so I never bothered to ask him his pick-up line.

[BKKdreaming]

I know a farang who regularly picks up the sweetest Thai babes at Thong Lor bars. And he's in his late fifties, skinny and bald. He also drives a Porsche Cayman and owns a penthouse condo in Bangkok and property in Phuket and Samui, so I never bothered to ask him his pick-up line.

does he drive his Porsche inside the Thong Lor bars ? have a Tshirt printed with a picture of it ? throw his Porsche keychain on the bar 55555555

The guy sounds like a successful guy anyway and that "glows" to the gold diggers. oops I ment Sweet Thai babes,

There are guys that just have it ( not me ) and could pull this off in any club in the world......

I need to go to MBK for that Porsche Hat and embroidered shirt and then stop by the foodcourt....

the way to a girls heart is thru Thai food

[fey]

forget the robin hood, total sausage fest the few times i was there.

i saw a fat arse of a man eating at $25 plate of ribs and fries at a place on suk (not robin hood). greaseball and had to sit near him and listen to his drivel to the wait staff etc. ended up checking out early, thank heavens. pretty much sums up why im tired of bkk.

[mogandave]

Why.....why.....why

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Because...because...because...

[lostinisaan]

Instructions for single men in Bangkok

Do not read warriorbangkok's posts. Hi-So bars in Thong Lo - lots of lovely, professional ladies frequent these places.Utter Rubbish !!

[bkkjames]

Instructions for single men in Bangkok

Do not read warriorbangkok's posts. Hi-So bars in Thong Lo - lots of lovely, professional ladies frequent these places.Utter Rubbish !!

They don't frequent these places? Where do they frequent then? All this time I thought they were very very professional.

[SoiBiker]

forget the robin hood, total sausage fest the few times i was there.

i saw a fat arse of a man eating at $25 plate of ribs and fries at a place on suk (not robin hood). greaseball and had to sit near him and listen to his drivel to the wait staff etc. ended up checking out early, thank heavens. pretty much sums up why im tired of bkk.

You're tired of an entire city because you saw a man eat some ribs?

[Lumbini]

Jogging in the parks one will see some really healthy people mind and body as nature and exercise seems to bring out good energy . It's also free ...

[jethro69]

I've had a lot of success with the gorgeous women who work in Top Charoen Optical outlets (they are on a decent salary and generally pay their own way on dates) and even more success with lady doctors at hospitals. I had one who treated me to a trip to Phuket (5-star hotel she paid for) and dinner at the Sofitel (1,800 baht each; she paid her half). Might have been a keeper but she had a complicated relationship with her ex. As a rule of thumb, never date women in Bangkok if they expect you to pay for them. A quality woman with a good amount of self-respect always pays her way anyway, even in Thailand.

Always wondering about Top Charoen Optical, a lot of Stunners in their shops nationwide.

I asked the missus why a shop like Top Charoen Optical employs a lot of "na-lak" who serves mainly people who can't see to good anyway ?

[seank]

Thats the exact opposite advise I would give single men in Bangkok. enjoy yourself , do not get yourself a respectable thai gf, you will not be single forever so enjoy it while it lasts.

[BKKBobby]

A. Hi-So bars in Thong Lo - lots of lovely, professional ladies frequent these places

B. Hi-So shopping malls such as Emporium or Paragon. Check out the gourmet cafés, designer clothing outlets or cosmetics sections for the really high quality ladies.

C. Gyms, such as True Fitness, Fitness First, and so on

D. Starbucks - lots of professional, well-educated business ladies dine and meet here

E. Western-themed pubs, such as the Dubliner, The Black Swan, The Robin Hood and Molly Malones

Thong Lo bars/clubs - Seen hordes of younger farangs strike out big time in these places. These women often won't want to stand out talking to or dating a farang. Furthermore, the guys you're competing with aren't motorbike taxis or spicy salad vendors; they're young Thai guys with family connections, money and a willingness to spend.

Emporium/Paragon - Expect her to pick out a Prada bag, drop it on the counter and look at YOU to pay for it . . . in return for a spot at the back of the queue to shag her

Gyms - I'm a member at True Fitness, Asoke. The women are distinctly average. I've met several OK women there and, after their workouts, they all head to Udom Suk or Bearing on the BTS, not to the upmarket condos in Phrom Phong. All looking for a dope to pay their monthly membership

Starbucks - Not even worth responding to that one

Western-themed pubs - Sorry but do you actually LIVE in Bangkok?

True Fitness? They are mostly less than average or old. Have never seen any guy doing obvious flirtations with the girls. Probably 50% of the Thai boys are gay! took me about 1,5 year of working out 5-6 days a week to understand. 555555

[opalred]

let him go to steerbucks to join old farts and lost souls looking for someone to look at them

[siampolee]

One should frequent the lower end bars where all the bad girls,or boys go.

The bad girls or bad boys depending on ones preferences are so much more fun more broadminded as well as cheaper than the Hi So Thonglor professionals

Who wants a good woman? I always found a bad woman much better fun

[soundman]

Derogatory post removed. Be careful, more posts like this and your posting privilege may well be removed in response.

[soundman]

Squabbling session also removed.

Please try to avoid discussion of prostitution inline with our forum rules. I don't think the OP intended the word "Professional" to be equated with prostitution.

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