The Worst Singers, Songs, and Musicians.

[NoshowJones]

Who are the worst singers, songs and musicians you have heard? This can be serious, but there

is plenty of room for lightheartedness also.

Go for it.

[Ayutthaya11]

There're so many. One song comes to mind and I think it got to Christmas No.1 was Mr Blobby

[NoshowJones]

What a singer, what a good strong melody NOT.

[Ayutthaya11]

Also you will find your worst singers on the first round of the X Factor lol

[NoshowJones]

What about this? One of them "plays" a guitar while the real guitarist hides behind the curtain.

What is it with the bananas down the front of their pants??

[NoshowJones]

Also you will find your worst singers on the first round of the X Factor lol

Never watched that show, wonder what a young Elton John, Stevie Wonder or Michael Jackson would have sounded on that.

[NoshowJones]

How about this? It makes flushing the toilet not sound so bad.

[Ayutthaya11]

Also you will find your worst singers on the first round of the X Factor lol

Never watched that show, wonder what a young Elton John, Stevie Wonder or Michael Jackson would have sounded on that.

I haven't watched it for years but when I did the first round was hilarious.

[NoshowJones]

What is it with those drawers above the ankles?

[pgrahmm]

Worst American Idol Audition - Isadora Furman: https://youtu.be/X3pQNFteYoQ

[NoshowJones]

Worst American Idol Audition - Isadora Furman: https://youtu.be/X3pQNFteYoQ

Do people have to audition without any musical backing?

[pgrahmm]

Initially yes....unless the have a musical intrument....look at worst AI auditions on you tube for a great laugh.....

[NoshowJones]

Can anybody honestly say they can make out a melody in this?

Sinatra, won't say he can't sing, but I just do not like his singing voice or style, but good actor.

Dean Martin, from the same clan, but a very good singing voice.

[Chonburiram]

They could also sing bad over 70 years ago:

Edited April 2, 2015 by Chonburiram

[NoshowJones]

They could also sing bad over 70 years ago:

One of the cats in the video, I think someone stood on it's tail.

Or maybe two at the same time.

[xen]

May be a unpopular nomination but the whole Billy Joel catalog. I have heard better and more tasteful advertisements for kitty litter. No emotion, no soul, no melody, no staying in tune, just recordings to accompany the jingle jangle of money in his pocket..

I apologize to all his admirers however .....................................

[nikmar]

any boy band or girl band. manufactured songs that wouldnt sound out of place in a yoghurt advert.

[transam]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=N_PLWqnfFgU

[NoshowJones]

any boy band or girl band. manufactured songs that wouldnt sound out of place in a yoghurt advert.

I actually thought that boy band, I forget their name, (one of them was on Coronation Street) was quite good.

Their lead singer was really good, they had a big hit with a great song 'No Matter What".

[NoshowJones]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=N_PLWqnfFgU

He looks like someone I saw on Soi 4 at the entrance to Nana Plaza.

Thanks for posting this Trans, I was hoping someone would bring some lightheartedness to this topic.

[NoshowJones]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=N_PLWqnfFgU

Sounds like a young Michael Jackson.

[nikmar]

any boy band or girl band. manufactured songs that wouldnt sound out of place in a yoghurt advert.

I actually thought that boy band, I forget their name, (one of them was on Coronation Street) was quite good.

Their lead singer was really good, they had a big hit with a great song 'No Matter What".

i guess it's all down to personal taste really as every time I heard that song I felt like stabbing myself in the ears with a pencil. Having said that, you want to hear my Mrs. complain when I play my music.

[Ayutthaya11]

@possum1931 this was one of the last times I watched the X factor. This has to go down as one of the funniest auditions known to man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkKlm-MP2uo

[xen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=N_PLWqnfFgU

Sounds like a young Michael Jackson.

A friend of mine was his biographer and he said there was another side to him as a very serious musician and a talented artist plus very intelligent. He just sold out to the money and nobody would take him seriously. i don't blame them actually.

[SoiBiker]

Your first example of a bad musician is Stevie Wonder?

Instant topic-fail.

[NoshowJones]

any boy band or girl band. manufactured songs that wouldnt sound out of place in a yoghurt advert.

I actually thought that boy band, I forget their name, (one of them was on Coronation Street) was quite good.

Their lead singer was really good, they had a big hit with a great song 'No Matter What".

i guess it's all down to personal taste really as every time I heard that song I felt like stabbing myself in the ears with a pencil. Having said that, you want to hear my Mrs. complain when I play my music.

If you play Stevie Wonder, Elton John, Michael Jackson, then can you blame her? Start playing Elvis or Roy Orbison.

[NoshowJones]

Your first example of a bad musician is Stevie Wonder?

Instant topic-fail.

Actually, it isn't, he is a fine musician, but he should keep his mouth well away from a microphone.

[NoshowJones]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=N_PLWqnfFgU

Sounds like a young Michael Jackson.

There is no sound to this at all. The technician thought it was a Michael Jackson impersonation,

so he cut out the sound, couldn't blame him.

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[nikmar]

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I actually thought that boy band, I forget their name, (one of them was on Coronation Street) was quite good.

Their lead singer was really good, they had a big hit with a great song 'No Matter What".

i guess it's all down to personal taste really as every time I heard that song I felt like stabbing myself in the ears with a pencil. Having said that, you want to hear my Mrs. complain when I play my music.

If you play Stevie Wonder, Elton John, Michael Jackson, then can you blame her? Start playing Elvis or Roy Orbison.

Now, where did you get the impression that i listen to Micheal Jackson. Im currently teaching my son, and by extension my good lady, the joys of Hendrix , with a bit of Nick Cave and a touch of Miles Davis. I have very refined taste I do. Elvis was alright once he got fat and older....American Trilogy, In The Ghetto etc.