Best pick up one liners anyone?

[Ayutthaya11]

My best one I've heard was "Grab your coat I need a s**t"

[pgrahmm]

Someone posted one awhile back - Nice legs ... what time do they open......

[Pdaz]

" I'll pay your barfine " usually works

[Stan42]

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[i claudius]

Do you mind holding my wallet while we go to your place?

[Pinot]

I'd like to have breakfast with you, should I call or nudge you?

That or...

How much?

[Roadman]

The one that immediately puts that woman on her heavenly plane above you just where she yearns to be to have all knowing ultimate power over you...."I need your help!"

Very different from the question "Can you help me?" where she will have the consideration of refusing.

[marko kok prong]

Do you f888 on first dates ,does your Dad own a brewery,can i see your T*** ,or will you show em to me.

Kevin B.Wilson,i am sure someone can put the video clip up ,i am far to dumb to attempt it.

[Stan42]

Do you f888 on first dates ,does your Dad own a brewery,can i see your T*** ,or will you show em to me.

Kevin B.Wilson,i am sure someone can put the video clip up ,i am far to dumb to attempt it.

Nice titties, but what color are your nipples?

[champers]

Can I give your guide dog a biscuit?

[Swiss1960]

no need for one-liners, put on a shirt with breast pocket, put your money in there and you're all set...

[Stan42]

"Is that a gun in your skirt or are you just happy to see me?"

Works everytime with ladyboys.

Edited April 9, 2015 by Stan42

[Stan42]

no need for one-liners, put on a shirt with breast pocket, put your money in there and you're all set...

Edited April 9, 2015 by Stan42

[BigBadGeordie]

That will be the one

[StreetCowboy]

I think it's good to live a devout and celibate life, and I have the looks and charisma to match

[nikmar]

look, I shouldnt be telling you this, but, when I was in the SAS whilst simultaneously working for the CIA ................

[CharlieH]

How do you like your eggs in the morning?........fertilized ?

[Brit_Doggie]

I'm a stranger do you like sex with strangers.

[CharlieH]

I'm sorry, but I think they will ask you to leave soon, you are making every other woman in here look bad.

[slipperylobster]

Nice legs...what time do they open?

[slipperylobster]

I would take you to dinner, but then you would have to pay.

...because if I paid, you would then feel obligated to have sex with me.

cannot lose with that one.

[slipperylobster]

Nice legs...what time do they open?

yep..posted that a while back...I know it was posted earlier on this forum...but it's always a good one.

Best say it in front of a 7 eleven....so there are no options.

[Stan42]

And so the gay people don't feel left out:

"So you're straight huh? Well so is spaghetti, until it get's hot"

[Stan42]

That will be the one

Just go "Man it's hot in here." Then pull these out and start fanning yourself.