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Not possible to count at 65 years old.

Just in Thailand, during my 2 years of single life, before getting married....25 of the 40 I met just on weekends, and choosing only the younger and beautiful ones. I am glad that I come here when I was "old"....If I was on my 30"s I will be very tired now.....

Never paid for sex, never frequented any bar or place looking for easy "hunting"... I am a Cheap Charlie...but still in good health and with good taste, and Thailand women are beautiful

And.... " I am not just perfect...I am Italian too "

Your last line, replying to a thread/poll about sex opened by an apparent Greek, reminds me so much of this joke:

A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

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Not possible to count at 65 years old.

Just in Thailand, during my 2 years of single life, before getting married....25 of the 40 I met just on weekends, and choosing only the younger and beautiful ones. I am glad that I come here when I was "old"....If I was on my 30"s I will be very tired now.....

Never paid for sex, never frequented any bar or place looking for easy "hunting"... I am a Cheap Charlie...but still in good health and with good taste, and Thailand women are beautiful

And.... " I am not just perfect...I am Italian too "

Your last line, replying to a thread/poll about sex opened by an apparent Greek, reminds me so much of this joke:

A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

Good one! I love Italians....amazing sense of humor.

An Italian taxi driver took 3 tourists at the airport. They were bragging about its countries achievements

The American said...We build the Golden Gate Bridge in 3 months

The Briton said...We build the Big Ben Tower in 2 months

The French Said...We build the Eiffel Tower in 1 month

And keeping going...the Italian driver was getting piss of by the arguments...when just passing by the Coliseum..

The surprised tourist asked...Driver..what is that?

The driver responded...I do not know..It wasn't there this morning......

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The Grecian beige has gone too far this time, bring back Rangsit, I miss his drinking tales.

Not too far at all.......only 40kms from khon kaen!

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A very apt use of the POLL function.

Costas ... RESPECT.

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Of course your top numbers are WAY too low for us gay as folks.

100? That's just getting started, innit?

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A very apt use of the POLL function.

Costas ... RESPECT.

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Of course your top numbers are WAY too low for us gay as folks.

100? That's just getting started, innit?

I hope, Vladimir, doesn't read your posts.

I would have been very, very jealous.............

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Gee guys this is Thailand the infidelity capital of the world. Everybody has sex all the time. Where else would you tell the son not to forget his condoms if he is going to the grocery store.

I went to the hospital for an STD check and when the nurse called me with the results she asked me out, "Mr.XXX your test is fine we can go out now, OK?"

How is it possible for a man not to meet at least three different women per week in Thailand?

101 is more like a monthly number for guys living in Pattaya.

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Then there is the question of what qualifies as having sex? coffee1.gif

You better ask this question to your ex president, Bill Clinton.

"I never had sex with Monica Lewinsky"

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Then there is the question of what qualifies as having sex? coffee1.gif

You better ask this question to your ex president, Bill Clinton.

"I never had sex with Monica Lewinsky"

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Only women i'm glad to say, but have to admit i got as close as seeing a penis 1 time and made a hasty reatreat.

I would never ever get into a situation that would let me see a "what you call it".

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I try to go for quality and quantity with the same woman without having to spray sow my wild oats everywhere.

Less women but loads of great sex with those I do have biggrin.png

No. I don't vote in public polls thumbsup.gif

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Then there is the question of what qualifies as having sex? coffee1.gif

Maybe you can tell us.

I can't because that's different for everyone.

Some people think oral sex on a man is just like a goodnight handshake and to others that is definitely sex.

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I try to go for quality and quantity with the same woman without having to spray sow my wild oats everywhere.

Less women but loads of great sex with those I do have biggrin.png

No. I don't vote in public polls thumbsup.gif

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I try to go for quality and quantity with the same woman without having to spray sow my wild oats everywhere.

Less women but loads of great sex with those I do have biggrin.png

No. I don't vote in public polls thumbsup.gif

Most experienced expats would tell you never date the same woman more than three times.thumbsup.gif

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Then there is the question of what qualifies as having sex? coffee1.gif

Maybe you can tell us.

I can't because that's different for everyone.

Some people think oral sex on a man is just like a goodnight handshake and to others that is definitely sex.

Just Bill and Hillary. No one else thinks oral sex is like a handshake. Come on now,,,,,

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Then there is the question of what qualifies as having sex? coffee1.gif

Maybe you can tell us.

I can't because that's different for everyone.

Some people think oral sex on a man is just like a goodnight handshake and to others that is definitely sex.

Just Bill and Hillary. No one else thinks oral sex is like a handshake. Come on now,,,,,

And Bill could be The First Gentleman of the good ol USA before too long....5555 the old rake.
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Then there is the question of what qualifies as having sex? coffee1.gif

Maybe you can tell us.

I can't because that's different for everyone.

Some people think oral sex on a man is just like a goodnight handshake and to others that is definitely sex.

Just Bill and Hillary. No one else thinks oral sex is like a handshake. Come on now,,,,,

I know you're wrong about that.

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Less women but loads of great sex with those I do have alt=biggrin.png>

No. I don't vote in public polls alt=thumbsup.gif>

Chicken

I try to go for quality and quantity with the same woman without having to spray sow my wild oats everywhere.

Less women but loads of great sex with those I do have alt=biggrin.png>

No. I don't vote in public polls alt=thumbsup.gif>

Most experienced expats would tell you never date the same woman more than three times. alt=thumbsup.gif>

I've been told i am more like a Ram, Costas whistling.gif

Just getting used to the taste after the first few dates wub.png

After that, it is learning all those little things that make sex into great lovemaking w00t.gif

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I try to go for quality and quantity with the same woman without having to spray sow my wild oats everywhere.

Less women but loads of great sex with those I do have alt=biggrin.png>

No. I don't vote in public polls alt=thumbsup.gif>

Chicken

I try to go for quality and quantity with the same woman without having to spray sow my wild oats everywhere.

Less women but loads of great sex with those I do have alt=biggrin.png>

No. I don't vote in public polls alt=thumbsup.gif>

Most experienced expats would tell you never date the same woman more than three times. alt=thumbsup.gif>

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All of them have been women.

No sex with men, goats, sheep or undecided for this C/S.

So, you aren't from Aberdeen then?

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A Singaporean taxi driver asked me this question a couple of weeks ago. He was 60 and only had 6 different sexual partners. I'm 30 and ive had the same amount as him just only inside of this month.. in not sure why he asked. He went on to say he never tried negro or caucasian or a ladyboy or a man. I think he has a few regrets in life. Not sure why he asked, he picked me up from an orchard road shopping mall in the daytime. Nice fellow tho, i suggested we go out and find a white women for him at karaoke ,he replied "ok nect time we go to klucky!" I dont think english was his first language.

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It's interesting that this thread is running at the same time as the thread on How old is too old to father children in Thailand...

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