YOU MAY BE IN THAILAND IF......

[Loptr]

You may be in Thailand if you go cycling with locals and everyone is covered head to toe so their skin doesn't get dark...

You may be in Thailand if your declaration of love and affection with a local often requires a financial commitment...

You may be in Thailand if it's acceptable to pick your nose in public, but you must cover your mouth to pick your teeth...

You may be in Thailand if when shopping in a market, the price of an item may be listed as 30 baht each -or- 3 for 100 baht...

You may be in Thailand if you have finally checked out of the rat-race, learned how to relax and enjoy the passage of time in a place filled with friendly people, interesting places to go and things to do...

[pgrahmm]

You read a couple of few Thai boards snd you keep seeing the same thread titles/questions over and over.....

Side note.....Saw Jeff F put on a show - funny/good/clean.....This was after he hit TV exposure - he was already successful before TV.....After the show there he was out selling his DVDs/CDs and stuff hamming it up - available for pics and chats = good regular guy......The other tables had vendors but he was just out there enjoying himself.....

Edited June 23, 2015 by pgrahmm

[AZBill]

If you just stepped in elephant crap!

[Tonto21]

You see big fat, hairy, old expats, with singha vests on, who pretend they have money

"You maybe in Thailand if........................ The bitterness is palatable!

[pgrahmm]

You read a couple of few Thai boards snd you keep seeing the same thread titles/questions over and over.....

This should have started with:

You may be in Thailand and -

[pgrahmm]

You may be in Thailand if:

The temperature hits 75-78F and you feel like it's really cold....

Even though that was your T-stat setting in your home country....

[pgrahmm]

You may be in Thailand if:

You make popcorn and your wife puts chili/salt/sugar mix on it.....

And it tastes good....

[pgrahmm]

You may be in Thailand if:

You go into a village when everyone is cooking outdoors and it smells like one big lethal cat litter box....

[lust]

You check your toilet for king cobras before sitting.

[shaggy851]

You read thai visa and use a bum gun

[juice777]

You may be In Thailand If you see a bunch of moto drivers buying samurai swords at 10.am

[The Big Mango]

When you decide to get a taxi because youve had a few and the taxi driver seems to have more than you

[pgrahmm]

You might be in Thailand - if:

You've noticed -

The number of balcony swan dives are "down"

&

The number of hangings is "up"

So to speak......

Edited June 26, 2015 by pgrahmm

[xen]

You know you are in Thailand if you know the internet will be off for a few days because you had a rain storm last night.

[NoshowJones]

You may be in Thailand if you see lots of people holding up umbrellas when there is no rain and no sun.

[NoshowJones]

You may be in Thailand if you see people queueing twice for the one thing ie, queue for money to buy a ticket on the BTS, then queue for the ticket.

Queue in the food hall of a shopping mall for a ticket, then queue again for your food.

[juice777]

You may be in Thailand when you are taking of in a airplane and they are playing golf 100m away

[Derek M]

You may have been in Thailand ..if you struck up a convo with the public toilets cleaning lady while having a pee!

[NoshowJones]

You may be in Thailand if you go cycling with locals and everyone is covered head to toe so their skin doesn't get dark...

You may be in Thailand if your declaration of love and affection with a local often requires a financial commitment...

You may be in Thailand if it's acceptable to pick your nose in public, but you must cover your mouth to pick your teeth...

You may be in Thailand if when shopping in a market, the price of an item may be listed as 30 baht each -or- 3 for 100 baht...

You may be in Thailand if you have finally checked out of the rat-race, learned how to relax and enjoy the passage of time in a place filled with friendly people, interesting places to go and things to do...

You may be in Thailand if you are shopping in a market with a 5mtr passage and someone on a motorbike pumps the horn to get past you.

[NoshowJones]

You see big fat, hairy, old expats, with singha vests on, who pretend they have money

"You maybe in Thailand if........................ The bitterness is palatable!

That's right Bernard, they will be the ones who are not be holding hands with a Thai girl.

[Derek M]

You know you've been in Thailand when you judge the intelligence of someone by the number of muffler burns they have on their ankles!

You know you've been in Thailand when you get stopped and fined for having no driving licence and an 11 year old kids whizzes past the check point..without a crash helmet!

You know you've been in Thailand when you go to Immigration with a copy of the immigration law in Thai..to assist the clueless immigration officer!

You know you've been in Thailand when you are drinking beer at rural middle of nowhere-ville police station..and the cops are on duty..then drive you to nearest bus station!

You know you've been in Thailand when you say "same same, but different" on a frequent basis..

[keetoot]

you may be in thailand if you landed off the plane and you have a girlfriend and an apartment with the hour

Edited June 28, 2015 by keetoot

[pgrahmm]

If you know EXACTLY where the 16B toilet tissue is located in Every 7/11

[Derek M]

You have have been it Thailand if you have seen a city map with a blue square in the middle of it!

You have been in Thailand when the number of gold shops (5) in your local town out number 7-11's (1) yet know it

is against local religious belief's to own or receive gifts of gold!

You have been in Thailand if you have seen a drunk monk.

[juice777]

You may be in Thailand if you see tour available for 1500b going to tesco and big c

[Derek M]

You may be in Thailand if you see someone running after a tuk-tuk/songteaw and "it" looks like a cross between Dolly Parton and Linford Christie

You may have been in Thailand if you have forfeited a pool league match 'cos the opposition was a team of transvestites and there was no "<deleted>" way you were for bending over the table in front of them!

[shaggy851]

You see big fat, hairy, old expats, with singha vests on, who pretend they have money

"You maybe in Thailand if........................ The bitterness is palatable!

That's right Bernard, they will be the ones who are not be holding hands with a Thai girl.

Bitter much there, Sir Bittermen?

[shaggy851]

If you place your shopping down on top of a spirit house and everybody is looking at you like youve just murdered a small child.

[NoshowJones]

You see big fat, hairy, old expats, with singha vests on, who pretend they have money

"You maybe in Thailand if........................ The bitterness is palatable!

That's right Bernard, they will be the ones who are not be holding hands with a Thai girl.

Bitter much there, Sir Bittermen?

What's that about???????????????????????

[AYJAYDEE]

You have have been it Thailand if you have seen a city map with a blue square in the middle of it!

You have been in Thailand when the number of gold shops (5) in your local town out number 7-11's (1) yet know it

is against local religious belief's to own or receive gifts of gold!

You have been in Thailand if you have seen a drunk monk.

what locale?