keetoot Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 1. your overstay has reached the point of unknown punishment. 2. you speak/read fluent thai to the point where you can read the gossip magazines at 7/11. 3.you miss a meet up with a hiso bangkokian you met on thaifriendly.com because you couldnt afford the bus that day and your phone ran out of credit. 4.you know the train from don meung to hualumpung is 6 baht but takes over an hour. 5.siam sato is your favourite drink. 6.you take the standing train to save money when traveling from south to north . 7. loa khao tastes better warmed up. 8. you wash you clothes over sending them to the 20 baht a kilo shop next door. 9.you pick up 25 satangs of the street. 10. you eat mama,smoke 10 baht tobaco, drink cheap coffee and use dtac 3g 19 baht per day prepaid unlimited 3g and are satisfied with your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerry123 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 any of these items to quality ??? or all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keetoot Posted June 28, 2015 Author Share Posted June 28, 2015 any of these items to quality ??? or all i recently qualified for over half. but number 11. is a definate stamp which is the creme of the crop being that you drink luke warm siam sato and loa khao mixed together for breakfast on the 7/11 steps without even the slightest gag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 When you know the location of every ATM machine around..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 All the topics on TVF are retreads.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 You get invited to be a Moderator on a Thai forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) When some of your quiet and peaceful days have become TOO quiet and peaceful.... Edited June 28, 2015 by pgrahmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 you talk Thai to the girl on the checkout when you are in the UK !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 you cant function without a "Bum gun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Flip side When you know the Exact location of the 16B toilet paper at EVERY 7/11.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 And as I noted once before: When you notice the number of hangings are "up" - this year - AND the number of balcony dives is "down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 you talk Thai to the girl on the checkout when you are in the UK !! I know that one -- do the same sometimes back in USA. In the 1970's I lived in New York City in a building with a manually operated elevator. When exiting, I would turn and thank the elevator operator. Problem was, I would do the same in an office building with an automated elevator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 you talk Thai to the girl on the checkout when you are in the UK !!I know that one -- do the same sometimes back in USA. In the 1970's I lived in New York City in a building with a manually operated elevator. When exiting, I would turn and thank the elevator operator. Problem was, I would do the same in an office building with an automated elevator. Kind of like you take a picture of a statue/mountain/stupa - and still count to 3 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 you talk Thai to the girl on the checkout when you are in the UK !!I know that one -- do the same sometimes back in USA. In the 1970's I lived in New York City in a building with a manually operated elevator. When exiting, I would turn and thank the elevator operator. Problem was, I would do the same in an office building with an automated elevator. Kind of like you take a picture of a statue/mountain/stupa - and still count to 3 ? Sure -- but unlike the stupa, the passengers still on the elevator couldn't figure that one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razzler1973 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 you cant function without a "Bum gun" Absolutely though, mate We need this for being back in the UK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nev Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 You no longer crave food from your own country, and are quiet happy eating with the locals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy chef 1 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 You get invited to be a Moderator on a Thai forum god beware...already enough head ache... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy851 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 You salivate before your daily som tam bu bala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TP1 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 They call you a farang and you don't bat an eyelid anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keetoot Posted June 28, 2015 Author Share Posted June 28, 2015 you arrive home in farangland and remember why you left and jump on the next flight back to bangkok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnOFphon Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 # 3... twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA_FARANG Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) When it doesn't stil lsurprise you why the waitress at breakfast brings you hot Chilli sauce, ketchup, and Maggi sauce with your bacon and fried eggs (sunny side up). Edited June 28, 2015 by IMA_FARANG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utley Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 You know you have spent to much time in Thailand when - you have over a 1,000 posts on Thai Visa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiang mai Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 ....when you read your sixteenth thread entitled "you know you have spent to much time in Thailand when". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 You get invited to be a Moderator on a Thai forum Oh cool! That means I will NEVER be here too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 You know you have spent to much time in Thailand when - you have over a 1,000 posts on Thai Visa. Huh? Newbies have been here too long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 ....when you read your sixteenth thread entitled "you know you have spent to much time in Thailand when". Sure -- but there's always a new crop of pigeons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keetoot Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share Posted June 29, 2015 when a changover is just a normal start to the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 When you walk past a stall selling fried insects and consider buying a bag of grasshoppers as opposed to a bag of Lays at a nearby 7-11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keetoot Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 When you walk past a stall selling fried insects and consider buying a bag of grasshoppers as opposed to a bag of Lays at a nearby 7-11 mmmm salty or sweet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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