T-shirt Of The Week

[Couthy]

Young thai guy comes wandering down the Soi wearing a T-Shirt which says:

RETIRED

but work part time

BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS

I've seen some goodies worn by the locals, but this one for me!.

Cheers,

Couthy

[Donz]

I seel shirts, and on of them says,

Sorry girls, I only date models

[Sing_Sling]

I think you should stop seeling shirts, donz!

[Donz]

smart ass, I meant sell

[HowardJohnson]

My recent favourite was a lady in Pattaya proudly strolling down Walking Street declaring boldly on her t shirt.....

"My Boyfriend is Out Of Town!"

Made me smile.

[Donz]

My recent favourite was a lady in Pattaya proudly strolling down Walking Street declaring boldly on her t shirt.....

"My Boyfriend is Out Of Town!"

Made me smile.

I also sell them.

Its actually one of my best sellers, but nothing beats good bush bad bush shirt

[steve w]

[phazey]

the funniest one i've seen in Thailand was some middle aged chick (Thai), who i think fell from the top of the ugly tree at birth and who's face hit every branch on the way down:

"Sex Teacher (first lesson free)" - still makes me shudder....

[alaina]

I'm tempted to buy this because stare at the foreigner can be a bit of a local sport here on the outskirts of Bangkok.

If I thought ahead I'd get this list printed on a t-shirt, but there's a limited shelf life on the topic (we hope)

Top Ten Responses to, “Come Home, There’s a Coup There”

10. This is normal in Thailand, overdue even

9. I can still get pizza delivered, so what’s the problem?

8. I just got another holiday. You get snow days, we get coup days

7. Well, maybe the new order will issue visas more efficiently

6. My condo’s mini mart was open, so what’s the problem?

5. I came here for adventure, this place delivers

4. I could always move to Manilla

3. I got paid on Coup Day, so what’s the problem?

2. Democracy is overrated

1. Awww, but it’s just getting interesting here

[libya 115]

I saw a big fat guy wearing a black tee-shirt with the amusing caption; 'Good guys go to heaven, bad guys go to pattaya' and I thought; that is hilarious; I must buy half a dozen for the folks back home.

[Vespa]

One I always seem to remember

"Tennis Players Have Fuzzy Balls"

[leftcross]

i saw another one with ''nazi party'' underneath the emblem of the nazi party.

i dont think the girls know, or care, what is on the t-shirts but who the hel_l is making them???

[Patex]

I saw a big fat guy wearing a black tee-shirt with the amusing caption; 'Good guys go to heaven, bad guys go to pattaya' and I thought; that is hilarious; I must buy half a dozen for the folks back home.

[BFC]

I saw a funny t-shirt the other day.

big really overweight (read FAT) guy wears t-shirt that says "<deleted> yoga!" on the front

[N47HAN]

No-one seen the bg's

with

no-bar fine for me?

[PanzerJohn]

Big guy wearing shirt saying.."I ATE ALL THE PIES"

AND THIS ONE, SUBTLE IT AIN'T!

Edited September 25, 2006 by PanzerJohn

[Maestro]

The t-shirt of the managing director of a pharmaceutical company, at a grill party in Switzerland: typical picture of the Camel cigarette advertisements, i.e. desert, palm trees, camel. Above the picture, again from the advertising, the text: “I’d walk a mile for a Camel...”. Below the picture: “...but most men prefer a woman”

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Maestro

[Lacoste]

Nice hi-so girl wearing a t-shirt saying.

Mamas little slut.

[Rdrokit]

Donz,

Bet you don't seel this one. A former GF brought it in Russia. I just wear it to political rallies.

[webbew]

These are good! I recently saw a picture of some short, balding fat dude wearing a T that said "I <deleted>> on the first date". I was thinkng... ya, I bet you would if you ever got the chance.

[farang prince]

I saw a big fat guy wearing a black tee-shirt with the amusing caption; 'Good guys go to heaven, bad guys go to pattaya' and I thought; that is hilarious; I must buy half a dozen for the folks back home.

I used to be a homicide detective in the USA. And the members of the Homicide Squad used to have t-shirts that showed a gravestone and the caption:

"Our day begins when your days end.

[johnh101]

I once saw a girl in a Sukhumvit Gas station with a T shirt that said.....

"I Love Dildo"

And then one day the wife phoned me at work and said she had had a horrible day, everywhere she went farang were hassling her, when I got home I noticed the T shirt she was wearing had in big bold letters....

"Bonkable"..........after a short explanation and the introduction of a pair of scissors I was presented with a new duster for the car !

[kayo]

My recent favourite was a lady in Pattaya proudly strolling down Walking Street declaring boldly on her t shirt.....

"My Boyfriend is Out Of Town!"

Made me smile.

YAY!!!! Time to

No-one seen the bg's

with

no-bar fine for me?

Dreaming again nathan?

Nice hi-so girl wearing a t-shirt saying.

Mamas little slut.

I once saw a girl in a Sukhumvit Gas station with a T shirt that said.....

"I Love Dildo"

And then one day the wife phoned me at work and said she had had a horrible day, everywhere she went farang were hassling her, when I got home I noticed the T shirt she was wearing had in big bold letters....

"Bonkable"..........after a short explanation and the introduction of a pair of scissors I was presented with a new duster for the car !

I once saw a t shirt that nearly made me throw up:

After spending a large part of a day on thaivisa.com,

I walked out on the street and was confronted with a really big large fat man wearing

a tshirt with

[farangconnection]

i saw another one with ''nazi party'' underneath the emblem of the nazi party.

i dont think the girls know, or care, what is on the t-shirts but who the hel_l is making them???

I've seen that very shirt ( or one similar) worn by the Thai presenter on MTV. And it's not only Thai's. My English waitress came in wearing one a couple of years back. She couldn't understand why I sent her home. (a lot of our customers are German)

But the one that really made me smile was

I'm a US marine

I go to far off lands,

I meet wonderful, exotic people,

Then I kill them.

[ThaiPauly]

I saw one for sale in MBK that said

######,######, fukc you, fukcing,fukc,fukc fukc.

But spelt correctly.

The most offensive one I have seen read

Jesus is a C*nt...without the star, the wearer, a Thai was oblivious to the fact that it was offensive.

I bet that one sure upset a lot of farang's and I would bet he was given it by a freind who knew wnat it meant.

Its a bit like when someone sticks a silly sticker on your back saying "Kick Me"

Whoops would seem my spelling was not entirely correct!!!!

Edited September 26, 2006 by ThaiPauly

[kayo]

i saw another one with ''nazi party'' underneath the emblem of the nazi party.

i dont think the girls know, or care, what is on the t-shirts but who the hel_l is making them???

I've seen that very shirt ( or one similar) worn by the Thai presenter on MTV. And it's not only Thai's. My English waitress came in wearing one a couple of years back. She couldn't understand why I sent her home. (a lot of our customers are German)

But the one that really made me smile was

I'm a US marine

I go to far off lands,

I meet wonderful, exotic people,

Then I kill them.

Sorry, but timing woz brilliant mate... I just came from that " US is reviewing... " Thread.

[rak sa_ngop]

One of my favourites:

I HAVE A PhD/size]

(Pretty Huge Dick)

[rak sa_ngop]

One of my favourites:

I HAVE A PhD

(Pretty Huge Dick)

[kayo]

that was one of mine.. Lost that years ago... bless the girl who made it for me.

[johnh101]

Roy Chubby Brown once explained a Black Eye...........

"I saw this big fat bird wearing a GUESS tee shirt...........so I said Thyroid Trouble ?"