Why are you laughing,,,,, stop that.

My now ex-brother in law, a highly educated individual

of a private school in Sydney, Australia once asked my

sister if she could cut the nails of his foot fingers (toes)

my sister and i looked at each other as we had never

heard this phrase, they have since divorced.

My wife likes to eat muslims = mushrooms

Foot fingers occurs in other places.

The Spanish say Dedos de Pie (Fingers of the foot). There is no other universal word for Toes in Spanish, AFAIK (lived there 8 years and remain passably fluent, just!)

What your my name?

Was asked once ' How is your name'?

Couldn't resist answering My name is fine, how is yours'

"My brother broke four thumbs".

(He had broken four toes).

My Thai wife, after attending 'Engrish' classes in Australia, kept referring to 'carrion'! Took me a wee while to figure out she men't in fact, 'Korean'!

Here's one my wife came up with once I go buy shit or something sounding like that

Translated I go buy cheese

It makes as much sense as her screaming U Turn on motorway, don't worry about the concrete divider

She had given the wrong directions

LMFFO....

I love it when I am driving and she's navigating - she waves her hand at the intersection as we go sailing past....followed up with:

"Samee what you do.....??"

Posted earlier but all my mates are "she.."

Every woman in the village is a "sister..."

CharlieH, on 09 Oct 2015 - 21:24, said:

Guitar God, on 09 Oct 2015 - 21:14, said:

Put in barbecue=cremate.

Pack home = put restaurant leftovers in a "doggy" bag

Want chii= need to pee

Take out- unzip my dress

Make activity= have sex

3rd one isnt "pee", its the other..

That's number 2. I'll get me coat.