They do try, Some thai translations to english

[ozyjon]

Why are you laughing,,,,, stop that.

My now ex-brother in law, a highly educated individual

of a private school in Sydney, Australia once asked my

sister if she could cut the nails of his foot fingers (toes)

my sister and i looked at each other as we had never

heard this phrase, they have since divorced.

[jlaw666]

My wife likes to eat muslims = mushrooms

[pauleddy]

Foot fingers occurs in other places.

The Spanish say Dedos de Pie (Fingers of the foot). There is no other universal word for Toes in Spanish, AFAIK (lived there 8 years and remain passably fluent, just!)

[overherebc]

What your my name?

Was asked once ' How is your name'?

Couldn't resist answering My name is fine, how is yours'

[sipi]

"My brother broke four thumbs".

(He had broken four toes).

[Vipercatcher]

My Thai wife, after attending 'Engrish' classes in Australia, kept referring to 'carrion'! Took me a wee while to figure out she men't in fact, 'Korean'!

[jpb1963]

Here's one my wife came up with once I go buy shit or something sounding like that

Translated I go buy cheese

It makes as much sense as her screaming U Turn on motorway, don't worry about the concrete divider

She had given the wrong directions

LMFFO....

I love it when I am driving and she's navigating - she waves her hand at the intersection as we go sailing past....followed up with:

"Samee what you do.....??"

Posted earlier but all my mates are "she.."

Every woman in the village is a "sister..."

[wooloomooloo]

CharlieH, on 09 Oct 2015 - 21:24, said:

Guitar God, on 09 Oct 2015 - 21:14, said:

Put in barbecue=cremate.

Pack home = put restaurant leftovers in a "doggy" bag

Want chii= need to pee

Take out- unzip my dress

Make activity= have sex

3rd one isnt "pee", its the other..

That's number 2. I'll get me coat.