Computerised translation

[AyG]

I suspect we're all aware of the typing practice textbook that translates

วันนี้คุณแม่ทำกับข้าวอะไรให้หนูทานบ้าง

as

"Today's mother cooking something to eat some rats."

Google Translate gives:

"Today, you can cook anything for me to eat it."

Bing gives:

"Today mom what do mice eat?"

Baidu gives:

"Today my mother cook what you eat?"

and Babylon gives:

"This day my mother did with the rice, what I eat?"

None is a match to the original translation. Anyone know of any other translation tools/websites which might have been used and what results they produce?