The wife's away,what do you do,?

[i claudius]

Wife ?

Bloody hell..., who needs a wife when the bloke next door has one ?

Oops, so sorry.., it's a lawn mower I was thinking of..., how could I have mixed them up ?

Is it the sort you sit on ,then move back and fore?

[NickJ]

I go out and buy stuff I dont need........

[swissie]

Now we know what Farangs do when "wifey" is away.

What does "wifey" do when away? Sorry, this may be an inappropriate question and not really fitting the thread.

Cheers.

[catman20]

getting married in the first place

[Emster23]

Watch movies like Spotlight and Bridge of Spies. Explaining to Thai takes longer than watching the movie. Go on line and learn how to cook.

I can't recall who said it, but something like "conscience is doing the right thing even when no one is looking"

[cbluck58]

Enjoy the quiet........

[smotherb]

Most of you sound like the mice at play. Do you mean you never go out with the boys--or by yourself--and leave the wife at home or that you have to wait for the wife to leave before you can do what you want?

SoiBiker and Jado seem to have said it well. I enjoy being at home with my wife, but we go out together often and we go out separately often.

[ggt]

Pick a number at the soapy massage...grab a bottle of Gin, tonic water, and a couple of limes on the way home...

[StefanBBK]

Still watching the kids...

[i claudius]

Still watching the kids...

Wait till they grow up , our sons home from uni and watching me .

[mankondang]

Before you do anything. First read today's other post: "Gonarreha and the Bar Girl".

Then, what to do, "up to you".

[stephenterry]

Wake up, take the dogs for a walk, have breakfast, play on the computer, then go and have a couple of pints of Guinness, wander outside to a massage shop and get a happy ending, followed by an Indian curry, go home and watch the boxing on TV, fall asleep after two glasses of red wine, wake up and repeat.

[SOTIRIOS]

....it was wrong from the beginning....

[Ulic]

Time to go out and play. HALL PASS.

[connda]

Go see your gig or mia noi? Whist the cat's away the mice will play. Lol

[connda]

I go down to Loi Krow and pick out a new friend for the evening.

MaeJoMTB. I like you. You cut right to the chase.

[connda]

I am missing her,but...

Increase the beer intake...

Decrease the personal hygiene...

Make a mess out of the house...

Walk half of the day in underpants...

And let the dogs into the house and even bed...

But two days before she returns everything is back to normal( or even better)thanks Mrs cleaney....

My dogs get a banquet when the Mrs is away, and then on return, back to rice. No wonder they love me so much.

Pork steak for you, pork steak for me.

[connda]

Wife ?

Bloody hell..., who needs a wife when the bloke next door has one ?

Oops, so sorry.., it's a lawn mower I was thinking of..., how could I have mixed them up ?

In my village, messing with your neighbor's...lawn mower... will get you shot. Lawn mowing need to be outside of the Moo Ban, better yet, outside the Amphur

[connda]

I go out and buy stuff I dont need........

Hellooo Home Depot!!!

[connda]

Now we know what Farangs do when "wifey" is away.

What does "wifey" do when away? Sorry, this may be an inappropriate question and not really fitting the thread.

Cheers.

Uhhh, same same, but different?

[i claudius]

Just been out to do the weekly shop with our son , how come all we got were snacks ?, oh and a tin of beans and bread, as he said "whats mum going to say when she gets home"?

[fekman]

I go down to Loi Krow and pick out a new friend for the evening.

I imagine you guys who get hookers are using condoms? How can you use those things? I don't sleep with hookers nor use condoms. Rather use my hand. Skin against skin at least.

[Paul Laycock]

Watch Sir Les Patterson, looks like most farangs here.

[dotpoom]

Enjoy the peace,quite and catch up on a little serenity.

[louse1953]

I am missing her,but...

Increase the beer intake...

Decrease the personal hygiene...

Make a mess out of the house...

Walk half of the day in underpants...

And let the dogs into the house and even bed...

But two days before she returns everything is back to normal( or even better)thanks Mrs cleaney....

Did you have to call on Mrs Palmer.

[bazza40]

I go down to Loi Krow and pick out a new friend for the evening.

And you're referring to me as living in sin on another thread? Or is this just your sense of humour surfacing?

[bazza40]

Play golf. Eat and drink without supervision. Store up the navy personnel for an enjoyable reunion.

[huawei]

Most of you sound like the mice at play. Do you mean you never go out with the boys--or by yourself--and leave the wife at home or that you have to wait for the wife to leave before you can do what you want?

SoiBiker and Jado seem to have said it well. I enjoy being at home with my wife, but we go out together often and we go out separately often.

So many seem to have no close friends. Which is imperative here.

[smotherb]

just hit the piss and bang !! thats me everyday from 8.00am

Always wondered who had the day shift.

[i claudius]

I go down to Loi Krow and pick out a new friend for the evening.

I imagine you guys who get hookers are using condoms? How can you use those things? I don't sleep with hookers nor use condoms. Rather use my hand. Skin against skin at least.

And of course the main thing is you don't have to get dressed up