i claudius Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Well its that time,we live in Pattaya,with walking street,etc loads if lovely leggy women around,and the wife's away,the world is our oyster for a few day's, so yipee, I just had a microwave frozen meal from Tesco,and am about to watch tv . Where did it all go wrong? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 When my Mrs is away I hit youtube and wander down memory lane. Good for the soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeddah Jo Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Am currently on a diet of Mama noodles and tinned tuna. Where did it all go wrong indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Eat at my favorite farang places & make my errands "meandering" & wander around enjoying the smiles and sights....Read and maybe catch a movie she wouldn't care for.....She leaves the house spotless and pre-prepared meals and my favorite stuff at the ready..... Relax..... But the house feels "empty".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaeJoMTB Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I go down to Loi Krow and pick out a new friend for the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bredbury Blue Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 When my Mrs is away I hit youtube and wander down memory lane. Good for the soul. Why do you need your wife to go away before you do that? I find I do it everyday with the wife around; I'm always checking out music of my youth. You were talking about musuic videos, or maybe Benny Hill chase scenes, right ;-) ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Much the same stuff as I do when she's here. If you wife is stopping you doing things you want to do, you either married the wrong woman, or you shouldn't have got married at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 If I was in Pattaya I'd be down the local then wherever else before ending up on Walking St, pretty much the same as when she was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petermik Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I go down to Loi Krow and pick out a new friend for the evening. Naughty..................but nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mary Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Wait for the post from the OP about his wifes education ,properties ,hi-so lifestyle etc, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 just hit the piss and bang !! thats me everyday from 8.00am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 When my Mrs is away I hit youtube and wander down memory lane. Good for the soul. did you mean youporn ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted January 2, 2016 Author Share Posted January 2, 2016 (edited) Wait for the post from the OP about his wifes education ,properties ,hi-so lifestyle etc,Jealous ? I can't help it that I did not marry the first woman who told me how handsome I was,when I sat down at her bar lol Edited January 2, 2016 by i claudius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I phone her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyboy Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I phone her. What the OPs missus. Shrewd indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy chef 1 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I am missing her,but... Increase the beer intake... Decrease the personal hygiene... Make a mess out of the house... Walk half of the day in underpants... And let the dogs into the house and even bed... But two days before she returns everything is back to normal( or even better)thanks Mrs cleaney.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyboy Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 When my missus is away I retrieve all the food and bottled water she has left on the spirit house over the past 5 days and spend my allowance on beer. To this day she doesn't know what I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mary Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Wait for the post from the OP about his wifes education ,properties ,hi-so lifestyle etc,Jealous ? I can't help it that I did not marry the first woman who told me how handsome I was,when I sat down at her bar lol Go on then tell me who you married then ,you havent repeated yourself for a while. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brit_Doggie Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I see skies of blue red roses too I see a new woman for me and not for you, what a wonderful world, my hero Louis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 (edited) I am missing her,but... Increase the beer intake... Decrease the personal hygiene... Make a mess out of the house... Walk half of the day in underpants... And let the dogs into the house and even bed... But two days before she returns everything is back to normal( or even better)thanks Mrs cleaney.... Me to without the dog. I catch a few young smiles but hey she is the best and I would never cross the line not worth it.. Great for the ego though the young smiles I mean. Edited January 2, 2016 by elgordo38 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Much the same stuff as I do when she's here. If you wife is stopping you doing things you want to do, you either married the wrong woman, or you shouldn't have got married at all. Gees SB, I seem to be agreeing with everything you have said today, if I was a drinker, I would be blaming it on this festive season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 just hit the piss and bang !! thats me everyday from 8.00am I knew three Farangs who were exactly like that, and now they are dead, two really nice guys and a drunken loudmouth from Yorkshire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAFO Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I don't do anything different. Its not like I am pent-up and locked away and can't do anything I like to do when she is here. Do some of you guys really live that way where when she leaves you lash out like a kid who's parents left you alone in the house? Interesting. I would venture to say however I would probably mess around on my truck or motorcycle longer as I would not be interrupted as much to do other things. Might catch up on a few TV series I have downloaded at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 just hit the piss and bang !! thats me everyday from 8.00am I knew three Farangs who were exactly like that, and now they are dead, two really nice guys and a drunken loudmouth from Yorkshire. well now you know four ..... but i'm not dead yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 just hit the piss and bang !! thats me everyday from 8.00am I knew three Farangs who were exactly like that, and now they are dead, two really nice guys and a drunken loudmouth from Yorkshire. well now you know four ..... but i'm not dead yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 just hit the piss and bang !! thats me everyday from 8.00am I knew three Farangs who were exactly like that, and now they are dead, two really nice guys and a drunken loudmouth from Yorkshire. well now you know four ..... but i'm not dead yet You mean I will know four, only kidding. Hope you had a nice new year, well what you can remember of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted January 3, 2016 Author Share Posted January 3, 2016 Wait for the post from the OP about his wifes education ,properties ,hi-so lifestyle etc,Jealous ? I can't help it that I did not marry the first woman who told me how handsome I was,when I sat down at her bar lol Go on then tell me who you married then ,you havent repeated yourself for a while. (lol) Come on ,that green eyed monster is raising its ugly head again . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 When my Mrs is away I hit youtube and wander down memory lane. Good for the soul. Why do you need your wife to go away before you do that? I find I do it everyday with the wife around; I'm always checking out music of my youth. You were talking about musuic videos, or maybe Benny Hill chase scenes, right ;-) ] Black Adder and '70's James Bond movies. There are some things she doesn't need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy Freckle Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Surely this is a trick question ?What to do ?Whatever you bloody well like ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy Freckle Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) Wife ?Bloody hell..., who needs a wife when the bloke next door has one ?Oops, so sorry.., it's a lawn mower I was thinking of..., how could I have mixed them up ? Edited January 3, 2016 by Sandy Freckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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