i claudius Posted January 3, 2016 Author Share Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) Wife ? Bloody hell..., who needs a wife when the bloke next door has one ? Oops, so sorry.., it's a lawn mower I was thinking of..., how could I have mixed them up ? Is it the sort you sit on ,then move back and fore? Edited January 3, 2016 by i claudius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I go out and buy stuff I dont need........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissie Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Now we know what Farangs do when "wifey" is away. What does "wifey" do when away? Sorry, this may be an inappropriate question and not really fitting the thread. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman20 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 getting married in the first place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emster23 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Watch movies like Spotlight and Bridge of Spies. Explaining to Thai takes longer than watching the movie. Go on line and learn how to cook. I can't recall who said it, but something like "conscience is doing the right thing even when no one is looking" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbluck58 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Enjoy the quiet........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Most of you sound like the mice at play. Do you mean you never go out with the boys--or by yourself--and leave the wife at home or that you have to wait for the wife to leave before you can do what you want? SoiBiker and Jado seem to have said it well. I enjoy being at home with my wife, but we go out together often and we go out separately often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggt Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Pick a number at the soapy massage...grab a bottle of Gin, tonic water, and a couple of limes on the way home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanBBK Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Still watching the kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 Still watching the kids... Wait till they grow up , our sons home from uni and watching me . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mankondang Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Before you do anything. First read today's other post: "Gonarreha and the Bar Girl". Then, what to do, "up to you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenterry Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Wake up, take the dogs for a walk, have breakfast, play on the computer, then go and have a couple of pints of Guinness, wander outside to a massage shop and get a happy ending, followed by an Indian curry, go home and watch the boxing on TV, fall asleep after two glasses of red wine, wake up and repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTIRIOS Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 ....it was wrong from the beginning.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulic Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Time to go out and play. HALL PASS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Go see your gig or mia noi? Whist the cat's away the mice will play. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I go down to Loi Krow and pick out a new friend for the evening. MaeJoMTB. I like you. You cut right to the chase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 (edited) I am missing her,but... Increase the beer intake... Decrease the personal hygiene... Make a mess out of the house... Walk half of the day in underpants... And let the dogs into the house and even bed... But two days before she returns everything is back to normal( or even better)thanks Mrs cleaney.... My dogs get a banquet when the Mrs is away, and then on return, back to rice. No wonder they love me so much. Pork steak for you, pork steak for me. Edited January 4, 2016 by connda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 (edited) Wife ? Bloody hell..., who needs a wife when the bloke next door has one ? Oops, so sorry.., it's a lawn mower I was thinking of..., how could I have mixed them up ? In my village, messing with your neighbor's...lawn mower... will get you shot. Lawn mowing need to be outside of the Moo Ban, better yet, outside the Amphur Edited January 4, 2016 by connda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I go out and buy stuff I dont need........ Hellooo Home Depot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Now we know what Farangs do when "wifey" is away. What does "wifey" do when away? Sorry, this may be an inappropriate question and not really fitting the thread. Cheers. Uhhh, same same, but different? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 Just been out to do the weekly shop with our son , how come all we got were snacks ?, oh and a tin of beans and bread, as he said "whats mum going to say when she gets home"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fekman Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I go down to Loi Krow and pick out a new friend for the evening. I imagine you guys who get hookers are using condoms? How can you use those things? I don't sleep with hookers nor use condoms. Rather use my hand. Skin against skin at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Laycock Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Watch Sir Les Patterson, looks like most farangs here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotpoom Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Enjoy the peace,quite and catch up on a little serenity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louse1953 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I am missing her,but... Increase the beer intake... Decrease the personal hygiene... Make a mess out of the house... Walk half of the day in underpants... And let the dogs into the house and even bed... But two days before she returns everything is back to normal( or even better)thanks Mrs cleaney.... Did you have to call on Mrs Palmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza40 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I go down to Loi Krow and pick out a new friend for the evening. And you're referring to me as living in sin on another thread? Or is this just your sense of humour surfacing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza40 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Play golf. Eat and drink without supervision. Store up the navy personnel for an enjoyable reunion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huawei Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Most of you sound like the mice at play. Do you mean you never go out with the boys--or by yourself--and leave the wife at home or that you have to wait for the wife to leave before you can do what you want? SoiBiker and Jado seem to have said it well. I enjoy being at home with my wife, but we go out together often and we go out separately often. So many seem to have no close friends. Which is imperative here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 just hit the piss and bang !! thats me everyday from 8.00am Always wondered who had the day shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 I go down to Loi Krow and pick out a new friend for the evening. I imagine you guys who get hookers are using condoms? How can you use those things? I don't sleep with hookers nor use condoms. Rather use my hand. Skin against skin at least. And of course the main thing is you don't have to get dressed up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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