You know you're in Thailand when........

[VBF]

You mention to a restaurant owner that the lock in the toilet isn’t working, and the following day you see…………(the attached pic)

I know it's nothing remarkable here but it's a good job I was in the toilet 'cos I nearly p***d myself laughing!

[pgrahmm]

When you've just passed a 7/11 & there's 2 other 7/11's in sight just across the street from one another - and you're not in Vegas....

[Youaredoomed]

You start getting low quality impromptu Thai History, Culture, Language lessons from some old bloke in a bad shirt as punishment for looking like a tourist when you have a pint in a touristy area, regardless of how long you've been here........

[Gsxrnz]

....you listen to a Thai bar girl translating English between a Norwegian and a Frenchman. Neither of whom could understand each others English because of their horrendous accents, but the bargirl understood both, and the two blokes understood her terrible English.

I got sore ribs from holding back the laughs.