What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[Social Media]

Excessive eating, no, I have to for research in the book I am writing.

[Social Media]

No I am abnoxious because I am doing research.

[Social Media]

No I dont make things up about people for reaction on forums for material in my next book.

Edited March 9, 2016 by Black Ops

[ThaiFelix]

No I dont make things up about people for reaction on forums for material in my next book.

Excessive eating, no, I have to for research in the book I am writing.

No I am abnoxious because I am doing research.

Is this another imaginary author writing another imaginary book Aesop doesnt even come close to the "author" I know

[Social Media]

I saw the OP and it just reminded me of a big bloke I overheard in Chiang Mai. Why do these guys have to spout such obvious bs.

Never forget him, he made a BIG impression, more so because his body odour was so overpowering, maybe he had gland problems, but it was actually really sad to see. We moved on, best avoid that type.

[BaldPlumber]

There's nothing strange at all about photographing your breakfast.

Doesn't everyone do this?

[BaldPlumber]

I find it adds to my credibility that when I mention pattaya in a post, it helps to include one or more of the following:-

Scum

Sexpat

Loser

Fat

Tattooed

Steroid ridden

Bald (sob)

[Rob8891]

Never mind, it could have been worse. They could have poked fun at your plumbing....

[Rob8891]

I make it a golden rule never to post while under the influence of anything.

[nikmar]

I just won 30 000 baht on a scratch card given to me by a spotty, no-mark farang trying to hawk holiday homes. Im sure it's genuine.

[ThaiFelix]

I make it a golden rule never to post while under the influence of anything.

Oh fair go, if they made that a rule some here would never get a chance to post

[puukao]

nobody will notice the extra 10 kgs i put on around my waist

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i can spend 100,000 any day of the week........if i win the lottery

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life is bad here, but is so much worse elsewhere.....

[transam]

Thank gawd I can trust all farangs in LOS.........

[theguyfromanotherforum]

Thailand is so much safer than back home

[aerozeppelin]

Thats it! No more alcohol this week!

[HLover]

"She looked like a bloke last night with her short dress and high heels....."

[Berkshire]

Thailand is so much safer than back home

"America is so much safer than Thailand."

[Ace of Pop]

Not having a Car isn't important to me

[Rob8891]

I don't know any cheap charlies

[sipi]

I am not on medication.

[Rob8891]

There is no reason why I should be on medication.

[transam]

I have a bird that likes my physical condition...........

[Rob8891]

HAD, transam, HAD.....

Edited March 10, 2016 by Rob8891

[ThaiFelix]

I have a bird that likes my physical condition...........

Woh!! Now its starting to get all sicko!!

[arunsakda]

JFK, RFK, and MLK were assassinated by lone wolf crazies.

[eldragon]

"That's her brother."

[jerojero]

My overstay is justified.

[balo]

Another day in paradise.

[Oceanbat]

Just because I'm old people should listen to me.

OB

[theguyfromanotherforum]

My wife transferred my money without my knowledge. I am a sure it was a misunderstanding /cultural thing. She's not a thief.