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You KNOW You're in Trouble in Thailand When _____________

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You can only get motivated to get out and do something between the hours of 11-2 & 5-12.........

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Why even go out to buy beer, just ring the mom and pop shop and order a home delivery.

When you only turn on the cold water tap in the shower, and it is still to hot.

Someone says "Would you like a beer?", and you reply "No thanks, it is too hot".

When you finish fixing something and after putting it all back together you throw away the leftover parts........

Your wife's in-laws turn up at your house with a suitcase each...

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When you pull into the in-laws place for a visit & know that the ice cold AC in your car is the last cold environment you'll experience for the next 2-3 days.....

Your new son looks nothing like you but strangely resembles your wife's 'brother' who you are kind enough to let stay in the spare bedroom in your large country house because you are so jai dee.

You arrive home, and the wife greets you with a huge hug and a kiss..

"Daaaarling, you wouldn't believe what has just happened....??"

.....when you have to change your sim card seven times in one year to avoid being tracked down by amorous gold diggers. blink.png

When, usually in a bar, you get talking to one of the ex special services.

Your wife's in-laws turn up at your house with a suitcase each...

I prefer my inlaws to turn up with a suitcase each. My family sucks.

.....when you can't walk past any gogo bar in Walking Street without having your name called out followed by "you forget me na?". whistling.gif

When passing wind, after a few days in the village, and it is not completely dry.

When you pull into the in-laws place for a visit & know that the ice cold AC in your car is the last cold environment you'll experience for the next 2-3 days.....

if for you its TROUBLE.
then it is a problem for life. not only for 2-3 days.cheesy.gif
Near in-laws place not have Hotel with aircon?
You give money inlaws family? why not buy for you aircon?
Why you not buy aircon if for you it TROUBLEcheesy.gif ..

When you pull into the in-laws place for a visit & know that the ice cold AC in your car is the last cold environment you'll experience for the next 2-3 days.....

if for you its TROUBLE.

then it is a problem for life. not only for 2-3 days.cheesy.gif

Near in-laws place not have Hotel with aircon?

You give money inlaws family? why not buy for you aircon?

Why you not buy aircon if for you it TROUBLEcheesy.gif ..

I think you will find that this is a 'tongue in cheek' thread.

When you pull into the in-laws place for a visit & know that the ice cold AC in your car is the last cold environment you'll experience for the next 2-3 days.....

if for you its TROUBLE.

then it is a problem for life. not only for 2-3 days.cheesy.gif

Near in-laws place not have Hotel with aircon?

You give money inlaws family? why not buy for you aircon?

Why you not buy aircon if for you it TROUBLEcheesy.gif ..

Calm down, this topic is meant to be a bit of Fun

Yes, not a thumb up arse thread as read by the serious Sam's of TV.

When you pull into the in-laws place for a visit & know that the ice cold AC in your car is the last cold environment you'll experience for the next 2-3 days.....

if for you its TROUBLE.

then it is a problem for life. not only for 2-3 days.cheesy.gif

Near in-laws place not have Hotel with aircon?

You give money inlaws family? why not buy for you aircon?

Why you not buy aircon if for you it TROUBLEcheesy.gif ..

I think you will find that this is a 'tongue in cheek' thread.

It is part of the joke in every jokeand the rest is all true.

And and of course I did not take seriously the topic.biggrin.png

may be you a 'tongue in cheek' thread my postwink.png

Ps on topic

If you seriously think can be safely drive in Thailand.

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When your topic is moved to Pub.

When your name is 'Poor Sucker ' :P

When you are a Burmese hotel worker and a couple of tourists get murdered on your local beach.

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You go out sporting your first brand new Thai tattoo....

And all the Thais that see it snigger & cover their mouths to keep from laughing out loud.....

The only locals you talk to are the ones who's job is to extract money from you.

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