bangkokjulia Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Hello everyone, I am very upset and distressed. My pet snake has gone missing. He is a black carpet python, who goes by the name of Mr Fluffy. He is very affectionate-he sleeps with me every night. He wakes up early every morning, waiting for his daily exercise. The locals love him as much as me. I have looked everywhere, and can't think where he may be. Does anyone have any suggestions where to look for my Fluffy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Burp,oops sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 (edited) Edited April 22, 2016 by sipi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted April 22, 2016 Author Share Posted April 22, 2016 Perhaps you are confusing snakes claud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted April 22, 2016 Author Share Posted April 22, 2016 Play school has a bear, not a snake sipi...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Perhaps he has gone in search of fame and fortune... https://youtu.be/yrq6av5-PS8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
likewise Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 probably in some locals' soup I'd say. Sorry for your loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inepto Cracy Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Whoa. I knew those satay's were not made of chicken. Now I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie69 Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 The best way to find him is to look around your neighbourhood for posted signs from someone looking for their missing cat ... he'll be sleeping nearby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farma Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Sung by your neighbour as it pokes its head up through the dunny. There was a black snake in my toilet bowl when I was there last night. I couldn't see it in the dark but boy I felt it's bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 oh where are you fluffy,i miss you so much,i am having to play with myself,please come home nobody will stroke you like me. jenny/ alias jimmy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 oh where are you fluffy,i miss you so much,i am having to play with myself,please come home nobody will stroke you like me. jenny/ alias jimmy. Sometimes after a cold shower it may seem fluffy has vanished, but he can always be coaxed out of hiding when tempted with his favorite nibbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Looks like this topic is going the way of one of the funniest double entendre topics - Giving the Ferret A Run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 No doubt he has crawled into some crevice somewhere. I hope he returns unscathed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Scaling new heights, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sensei Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Have you checked up your... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted April 23, 2016 Author Share Posted April 23, 2016 An update for those of you concerned about Mr Fluffy. My boyfriend was looking at him lasciviously just prior to him going missing. I told him he has his own snake, and to leave Mr Fluffy alone. He assures me he has not eaten him. The locals are looking for him as well. I have checked everywhere-I fear I may not see him again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 trusting your boyfreind alone with your fluffy was a big misnake,could they have slithered away together,or is he hissing you about. as we will all keep a lookout for him what size is he when fully erect [upright] what about his tongue,when hissing does he do a licking action or is it in and out. if you are having sleepless nights there is shops that sell a rubber one [includes battery]. we all feel for you julia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnie the Minx Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 (edited) Hello everyone, I am very upset and distressed. My pet snake has gone missing. He is a black carpet python, who goes by the name of Mr Fluffy. He is very affectionate-he sleeps with me every night. He wakes up early every morning, waiting for his daily exercise. The locals love him as much as me. I have looked everywhere, and can't think where he may be. Does anyone have any suggestions where to look for my Fluffy? You refer to neverdie as 'Mr Fluffy'? Don't worry, he's around here somewhere....in the grass. Edited April 24, 2016 by Minnie the Minx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy Freckle Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Ive had quite a few around the farm here over the years..., I love them and leave them be..., they keep the mice down.As you'll likely already know, he's likely to be where there are loads of frogs and/or mice...., frogs prefer clean water, so Mr. Fluffy probably won't find many frogs around Bkk.Mice (rodents in general)...? He could be anywhere in Bkk..., near the river or a klong ?Hope you find him..., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxx Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 I'm reminded of the original version of the children's song "Where, or where, has my little dog gone?". The final verse of the original reads: "Un sasage ish goot, bolonie of course, Oh where can he be. Dey makes um mit dog und dey makes em mit horse, I guess de makes em mit he." Similarly, when you write "the locals love him as much as me" I'm sure you're right. They just don't love him in quite the same way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 An update for those of you concerned about Mr Fluffy. My boyfriend was looking at him lasciviously just prior to him going missing. I told him he has his own snake, and to leave Mr Fluffy alone. He assures me he has not eaten him. The locals are looking for him as well. I have checked everywhere-I fear I may not see him again. could it be mr.fluffy has found a nice pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberfarang Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 The good news is, I found Mr Fluffy. The bad news is, my brother in law got to him first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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