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Chelsea Fc Thread

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Did you also know that in the recipe for Angels on Horseback, not only are there no Angels, but no Horses either.

Oh my, that makes me guffaw.

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I do apologise, for a moment there I was unable to contain my mirth.

Better save it for tomorrow.

Dennis as a lad with his dad!

Looks like his dad was on 70s team paedo

Did you know that 'nookie' was originally called 'B O L L O C K S the Bear' w00t.gif

Sounds more honest than the "nookie" very sinister

speaking of B O L L O C K S, Gyldenbollockes was actually a British surname in medieval times

Did you also know that in the recipe for Angels on Horseback, not only are there no Angels, but no Horses either.

Oh my, that makes me guffaw.

I could imagine your surprise when Devils on a Donkey is served up

Did you also know that in the recipe for Angels on Horseback, not only are there no Angels, but no Horses either.

Oh my, that makes me guffaw.

Chiccy huffing a spliff !biggrin.png

During WWII British soldiers had 3 sheets of toilet paper a day, while the Americans had 22

Dennis as a lad with his dad!

Looks like his dad was on 70s team paedo

Did you know that 'nookie' was originally called 'B O L L O C K S the Bear' w00t.gif

Sounds more honest than the "nookie" very sinister

speaking of B O L L O C K S, Gyldenbollockes was actually a British surname in medieval times

Interesting so victoria can't take any credit for Davids nickname!

Preserved Fish was also a name in Church records from the 17th Century ,which is topical, as we were discussing Bombay Duck recipes.

Right.

Have you all finished ejaculating?

I'm trying to concentrate on Lambert v Pellegrino.

Dennis as a lad with his dad!

Looks like his dad was on 70s team paedo

Did you know that 'nookie' was originally called 'B O L L O C K S the Bear' w00t.gif

Sounds more honest than the "nookie" very sinister

speaking of B O L L O C K S, Gyldenbollockes was actually a British surname in medieval times

Interesting so victoria can't take any credit for Davids nickname!

Preserved Fish was also a name in Church records from the 17th Century ,which is topical, as we were discussing Bombay Duck recipes.

Perhaps she was actually referring to his blood lineage or referencing David's footballing style as being comparable to the great Joffrey Gyldenbollockes, right mid for the House of Ginger Mist from 1140 to 45.

During WWII British soldiers had 3 sheets of toilet paper a day, while the Americans had 22

Pish flaps has 50.....only 2 of them for his arse tho'

During WWII British soldiers had 3 sheets of toilet paper a day, while the Americans had 22

Pish flaps has 50.....only 2 of them for his arse tho'

Probably would have been court marshalled for flooding the trenches with Pish, drowning his own men

Did you also know that Joey Barton reckons that the top team managers

in recent years have had Wenger on Toast!

Quite amusing biggrin.png : http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29485408

And Joey Barton knows all about football having played for the top teams like, er, Newcastle, and er, er, QPR, and having won the er......

Er.....

Well I expect he's won something.

During WWII British soldiers had 3 sheets of toilet paper a day, while the Americans had 22

Pish flaps has 50.....only 2 of them for his arse tho'

Probably would have been court marshalled for flooding the trenches with Pish, drowning his own men

Would have been shot for lowering company morale I would think.

Tell you what though. If I was in a football stadium where there was a fire or a bit of a crush on, I don't think I'd want to be surrounded by Liverpool fans.

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( Comment based on Liverpool FC representation on this thread)

As for Joey Barton. He got one thing right. Arsene does not perform well against the top teams.

^ To be honest son, if you were in a football stadium, the rest of the place would soon be empty....a bit like the threads you inhabit. I've given you long enough you sad t.w.a.t. Time to join the irrelevances in room 101, Byeeeetongue.png

During WWII British soldiers had 3 sheets of toilet paper a day, while the Americans had 22

Pish flaps has 50.....only 2 of them for his arse tho'

Probably would have been court marshalled for flooding the trenches with Pish, drowning his own men

Would have been shot for lowering company morale I would think.

or in the executioners words...."you're a <deleted>, you're a <deleted> now, you've always been a <deleted> and the only thing that probably change is your going to be an even bigger <deleted>"

Why do I suddenly feel happier? Lallana?,,,,nope, Hendo?.....nope. Blow job?.....maybe!!......Nah, I've got it now.....Pish flaps in room 101. Happy Days!thumbsup.gif

Have you all finished ejaculating on the Chelsea thread yet?

Will Liverhampton finish higher than Southampton?

Will Arsene win the CL?

Will van Gaal make CL?

Will Chelsea beat Arsenal tomorrow?

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1 in 4 potatoes in Britain end up as chips

Why do I suddenly feel happier? Lallana?,,,,nope, Hendo?.....nope. Blow job?.....maybe!!......Nah, I've got it now.....Pish flaps in room 101. Happy Days!thumbsup.gif

were you part way through getting a nosh when you typed that? biggrin.png

During WWII British soldiers had 3 sheets of toilet paper a day, while the Americans had 22

Pish flaps has 50.....only 2 of them for his arse tho'

Probably would have been court marshalled for flooding the trenches with Pish, drowning his own men

Would have been shot for lowering company morale I would think.

Whose taking care of Toure's morale?

I asked it on the City thread.

No reply.

Whose taking care of Hazard?

Potatoes were the first food grown in space.

Potatoes were the first food grown in space.

I wonder if any of them ended up as chips...

BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping it into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60mph. After three miles, phone your wife to take the egg out the pan.

Why do I suddenly feel happier? Lallana?,,,,nope, Hendo?.....nope. Blow job?.....maybe!!......Nah, I've got it now.....Pish flaps in room 101. Happy Days!thumbsup.gif

were you part way through getting a nosh when you typed that? biggrin.png

Sshhhh....missus might be watching! Ban Chang I love youthumbsup.gif

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