i didnt know whether to post this in the pattaya section or the news section , it's certainly not thailand related , although if this brit were to take a holiday , it's possible that he might choose pattaya in the hope of encountering some like minded buddies there.

British Man Injured After Lighting Firecracker in Buttocks

Thursday, November 09, 2006

LONDON — A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday.

The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes' gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century.

The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.

Katherine Shenton, a spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service, said a caller had phoned in that the victim was bleeding after the firecracker exploded.

Several of the man's friends recorded the incident on a mobile phone. The blurry images show a man bent over with his pants down and a white flash as the firecracker explodes.

The Times newspaper reported the man is a soldier who recently returned from Iraq.

Well... he's a northerner.. what do you expect.. ?

totster

you mean a soapdodger what do you expect toots

The Times newspaper reported the man is a soldier who recently returned from Iraq.

That is probably the important line.

Either traumatised from the war.... or due to a lack of toilet tissue, he had some 'clingers' that were proving difficult to remove

soapdodger says it all

Complete and utter idiot is probably a better description.

Admittedly, Tax, it does leave one in awe of the stupidity of humankind. I'm sure this trait is not restricted to Brits, though.

a boy stood on the burning deck

with a pocket full of crackers

one blew up 2 blew up

and the third blew off his knackers

he had some 'clingers' that were proving difficult to remove

surely there must be easier ways to remove unwanted bead curtains from an inefficiently wiped ringpiece than the nuclear option.

this man is proof that evolution in europe is moving in reverse these days .

no, just a pom

Rule Britannia,

Strawberry and jam,

Five Chinese crackers up your ar$ehole

bang,bang,bang,bang,bang.

I once saw a guy shoot bottle rockets out of his backend for 4th of July.

It was funny. Don't know why it was funny, but it was.

The Times newspaper reported the man is a soldier who recently returned from Iraq.

That is probably the important line.

Either traumatised from the war.... or due to a lack of toilet tissue, he had some 'clingers' that were proving difficult to remove

........that was flucking hilarious!! ....clingers.

Well known "dance of the flaming ersholes"...

usually 2 guys ..mostly squaddies stand on opposite bar tables each with an end of a toilet roll stuck up their bare "erse"(being polite)hole.

The referee then puts a match to the center of the extended bog paper /roll and the assembled "ensemble"sing those imortal words

"Get them down you Zulu Warriers get them down you Zulu......."etc.

The winner is of course the chappie who screams last when the flames ignite the hairs in...his ..imagination required.......

On occassion it is actually possible to ward off the final account by praticing one "ferting" technics thus ensuring a sort of final flame thrower effect just before the burning smell takes over..

Should both partici-pants hold out till the-flaming-end then the assembled crowd shows their approval by dousing the flames with their pints of lager.or..if English ...half pints of bitter...

Well known "dance of the flaming ersholes"...

usually 2 guys ..mostly squaddies stand on opposite bar tables each with an end of a toilet roll stuck up their bare "erse"(being polite)hole.

The referee then puts a match to the center of the extended bog paper /roll and the assembled "ensemble"sing those imortal words

"Get them down you Zulu Warriers get them down you Zulu......."etc.

The winner is of course the chappie who screams last when the flames ignite the hairs in...his ..imagination required.......

On occassion it is actually possible to ward off the final account by praticing one "ferting" technics thus ensuring a sort of final flame thrower effect just before the burning smell takes over..

Should both partici-pants hold out till the-flaming-end then the assembled crowd shows their approval by dousing the flames with their pints of lager.or..if English ...half pints of bitter...

Now, that game is quite entertaining... making something explode in your ass is just .. um.. Australian..

totster

Well known "dance of the flaming ersholes"...

usually 2 guys ..mostly squaddies stand on opposite bar tables each with an end of a toilet roll stuck up their bare "erse"(being polite)hole.

The referee then puts a match to the center of the extended bog paper /roll and the assembled "ensemble"sing those imortal words

"Get them down you Zulu Warriers get them down you Zulu......."etc.

The winner is of course the chappie who screams last when the flames ignite the hairs in...his ..imagination required.......

On occassion it is actually possible to ward off the final account by praticing one "ferting" technics thus ensuring a sort of final flame thrower effect just before the burning smell takes over..

Should both partici-pants hold out till the-flaming-end then the assembled crowd shows their approval by dousing the flames with their pints of lager.or..if English ...half pints of bitter...

My god, that's the most disgusting, primitive native ritual I have ever heard of. What third-world jungle did you say was the place where they performed this strange rite? Wait...Zulu's? That's somewhere in Africa, right?

Well known "dance of the flaming ersholes"...

usually 2 guys ..mostly squaddies stand on opposite bar tables each with an end of a toilet roll stuck up their bare "erse"(being polite)hole.

The referee then puts a match to the center of the extended bog paper /roll and the assembled "ensemble"sing those imortal words

"Get them down you Zulu Warriers get them down you Zulu......."etc.

The winner is of course the chappie who screams last when the flames ignite the hairs in...his ..imagination required.......

On occassion it is actually possible to ward off the final account by praticing one "ferting" technics thus ensuring a sort of final flame thrower effect just before the burning smell takes over..

Should both partici-pants hold out till the-flaming-end then the assembled crowd shows their approval by dousing the flames with their pints of lager.or..if English ...half pints of bitter...

My god, that's the most disgusting, primitive native ritual I have ever heard of. What third-world jungle did you say was the place where they performed this strange rite? Wait...Zulu's? That's somewhere in Africa, right?

Naw mate ...just a bunch of high spirited lads in our bar.....

mostly our mob (including good old Co.L)as well as a few collegues who were with with us doing a joint exercise "somewhere"mostly ..from memory....the 101st or was it the 82nd, 23 SAS,local RMCs,couple of ANZACs-Sp F. and a squad of lads from La belle F with the 2 eme regiment etranger de genie

Local sing songs usually concluded with "the Red Flag"...the German version......which ended with the words.............................................