webfact Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Spider bites Australian man on penis again SYDNEY: -- A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time. The man was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Tuesday, when he suffered a repeat of the incident five months ago. Jordan, who preferred not to reveal his surname, said he was bitten on "pretty much the same spot" by the spider. Full story: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37481251 -- © Copyright BBC 2016-09-29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaps Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 . Take the pain away Leave the swelling . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silurian Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Weird fetish maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halloween Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Was it the same spider? Is this a relationship thing? Hopefully they will shorten his new nickname to SF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoram Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I think it meant to be a fellatio job and it went all wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halloween Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Jordan, there is a better way to meet nurses. Many years ago, I arrived at a hospital around 1 a.m. with a burning sensation in the groin, after effects of an industrial accident. Nurse was surprised that I really had a problem - told me most nights they get one or two men wanting nurses to take a look at their appendage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Time for this poor lad to think about a sex change. Cut it off then no problems going to the loo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geriatrickid Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 This chap must be rather well endowed if his penis is dangling that low. Perhaps he should not be pooping at the worksite and should instead do it at home. Or maybe not sit down to pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wirat69 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 No pointing.... it did not happen!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petermik Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Try washing it,the bad smell may be the attraction.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emster23 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Maybe one of those snake eating spiders? Bite me once, shame on you Bite me twice, shame on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 6 hours ago, Silurian said: Weird fetish maybe? Was it the infamous perch spider looking for a place to rest. Maybe a sudden inflation scared him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bark Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Why didn't he kill it the first time. What a Di-k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SportRider Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Doctor: Does it burn at the tip? Man: I don't know, I've never tried lighting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Poor Australia ... so far from God, so far from the United States, so many spiders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwiken Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 redback I guess bite hurts like hell but not usually fatal. did he not check the seat? or did he just plonk himself down. Bet he feels a real dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesimps Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I worked in Darwin for 2 years in the 60s and you quickly learned to check under the seat for Redbacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebonykap Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Thank the lord there are no pics to go with the story. Even so, no spotted dick for me for dinner tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 (edited) he's lucky it wasn't a whitetail - and/or one that kills off flesh the Union will now surely blackball the site Edited September 29, 2016 by tifino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arithai12 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Too many Spiderman movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 He didn't learn much the first time then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neurath Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 In Australia, even the spiders have good taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neurath Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 1 hour ago, tifino said: he's lucky it wasn't a whitetail - and/or one that kills off flesh the Union will now surely blackball the site Or a funnel web. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClutchClark Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 The first time is an accident. The second time suggests he likes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sensei Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Peter Parker wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grubster Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I got bit by a brown recluse spider in the US, that hurt like hell and left a good size hole in my leg after festering up. I have heard that if one of those gets you from below like this guy got it, you will get the sex change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanny321 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Did he mistake the crappers seat for a trappers door I wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorri Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 12 hours ago, bark said: Why didn't he kill it the first time. What a Di-k. Perhaps, just maybe, it wasn't the same spider, maybe it is not he who is the "Di-k". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katana Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Reminds me of the Billy Connolly sketch, Thank God You're Here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0RqqF62Xac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Lawrence Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 You know who your mates are, when you ask them to suck the poison out. And its the second time. Do you think his mate might be a bit suspicious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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