Much-respected monk invited to bless DSI to drive off bad omen

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Much-respected monk invited to bless DSI to drive off bad omen

The Nation 

 

BANGKOK: -- The Department of Special Investigation has invited much-respected Phra Phrommangalajarn better known as Chaokhun Thongchai of Bangkok's Wat Traimitr Withayaram to perform a blessing ceremony for the agency on Monday.

 

The ceremony was held to mark the 14th anniversary of DSI establishment. It also came after the DSI was hit by a scandal in which a detainee died in a suspicious environment.

 

Full story: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/breakingnews/Much-respected-monk-invited-to-bless-DSI-to-drive--30296766.html

 

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[HoboKay]

So we'd get better performance from the officers after the blessing?

[NongKhaiKid]

2 minutes ago, HoboKay said:

So we'd get better performance from the officers after the blessing?

Hold on, that's asking a lot of just one blessing !

[colinneil]

Good idea bless the DSI, after they will still be as useless as before.

[trogers]

Ask for lottery numbers at the same time. You may be luckier with the latter...

[NongKhaiKid]

It's a wonder they didn't invite the senior monk they have a special interest in

Hr wouldn't have had to worry about being arrested, they don't go in for that sort of thing.

[HoboKay]

1 minute ago, NongKhaiKid said:

It's a wonder they didn't invite the senior monk they have a special interest in

Hr wouldn't have had to worry about being arrested, they don't go in for that sort of thing.

 

Would the monk under investigation just counter the blessing remotely? 

 

If the opponent throws a buff, I'd debuff immediately, much like board games.

[Bluespunk]

34 minutes ago, webfact said:

the DSI was hit by a scandal in which a detainee died in a suspicious environment.

The DSI is a suspicious environment.

[Pimay1]

33 minutes ago, NongKhaiKid said:

Hold on, that's asking a lot of just one blessing !

The more money they paid the monk the bigger the blessing. It would be interesting to know how much he charged for throwing water around and saying a few words that on one can understand including himself.

[Gainsbourg]

Oh well. God bless america. Same same but different. Not impressed.

[BuckBee]

what a load of toss ... looks real pro this dsi group ! not .

[PatOngo]

Yeah! That'll work!

[trainman34014]

I wish he would have a chat with the Pixie's at the bottom of my garden as they are multiplying something awful !

[Alive]

Those darn pixies! Maybe he'll read this and send you a blessing if you are lucky.

[300sd]

Yes that will work just fine and while your at it, have all the vehicles blessed because then it will be impossible to have an accident! LOS.

[jollyhangmon]

2 hours ago, 300sd said:

Yes that will work just fine and while your at it, have all the vehicles blessed because then it will be impossible to have an accident! LOS.

 

Worked well for decades as we witnessed, what should go wrong now all of a sudden ...

[BSJ]

I am trying to put a positive spin on this...............nope, got nothin'!

[Bluespunk]

7 hours ago, trainman34014 said:

I wish he would have a chat with the Pixie's at the bottom of my garden as they are multiplying something awful !

Talk to Francis Black, he'll sort them out. 

[Chris Lawrence]

Why hasn't this been done before? I wonder if a backhander was given or a 'get out of goal' free card donated for the ceremony?

[klauskunkel]

don't forget to also bless the CCTV system,

... oh no, he just sprinkled water on it...

[HoboKay]

1 minute ago, klauskunkel said:

don't forget to also bless the CCTV system,

... oh no, he just sprinkled water on it...

 

Now the plods can conveniently blame the monk for ruination of the CCTV system hence case close? 

[AlQaholic]

17 hours ago, NongKhaiKid said:

Hold on, that's asking a lot of just one blessing !

They need 9 monks for that!

[saminoz]

LOL.  " the DSI was hit by a scandal in which a detainee died in a suspicious environment "

 

What they mean is: "where a detainee was extra-judicially murdered in their care"!

 

What kind of legal organisations can sign up for the ridding of "bad omens"?  I guess they got the referral from the Ministry of Ghosts and Spirits?

 

[mtls2005]

Free socks for you, free socks for you, free socks for everyone, look under your seats.

[SOTIRIOS]

...it was explained as 'killed by someone else but not a murder'....

 

 

[Baerboxer]

On 10/3/2016 at 4:38 PM, Father Fintan Stack said:

After they can attend confession. 

 

Very similar. Pay a nice "donation" and all can be forgiven. Papal "bull" - sounds about right.

[ratcatcher]

On 03/10/2016 at 4:38 PM, Father Fintan Stack said:

After they can attend confession. 

Well, make sure you've adequate supplies of Jamiesons available father.