2 Million Baht in Cash to Thailand

[autanic]

Hey Guys well what a interesting few months we have had.

 

Despite everything I have said in the past, I am coming back to Thailand and bringing some much needed ill gotten gains.

 

Around £50,000 in cash (actually in £20 notes, all crisps and clean), just the way the banks in Thailand like them. 

 

I have all my customer paperwork and declarations filled out and cannot wait to get back to the Land of Smiles.

 

I know I complain a lot when I am there, but life without the Thais is a life simply not worth living.

 

December 23rd (Tomorrow), Manchester Emirate Business Class. 10AM.  

 

Lets spend some mothrfkng money and let me here me bitches say " I LOVE THAILAND". !!!!!!

[wprime]

Good story. A++ would read again!

[impulse]

Let us know what flight you're on and we'll send a private limo to take you and your cash to your hotel.  

 

He may need to make a stop along the way.  Nothing to worry about, though.  Honest.

 

Edit:  BTW, have you checked to see if carrying the cash will meet the requirements for what you want to do with the money?  For some purposes, the money needs to be wired into the country.  If you're going to spend it all on Chang and ladies, it's probably not a problem.  If it's for purchasing a condo or investing in a business, you may want to check.  I don't know if the customs documents are adequate to show the money came from outside Thailand.

[autanic]

I have checked, as long as I declare it out of the UK and have source of funds, which was savings.  Make the paperwork in Thailand for holiday purposes.  90 day visa.

 

There is a little girl up in a little village.  In a little "hut" who makes the the best damn Jungle Curry. I intend to spend my life eating and (well you know what) and chillaxing.

 

I want to buy her Children (Not mine), new School Uniforms, Books, laptops etc and really make a difference to the village as much as I can, while have the best time ever. 

 

Its only when you have left Thailand, that you realise, just how fricken much you love the people.  The beaches etc are alright too, but for me its the people, I come back for. 

 

There is genuinely not much I would not do for them.

 

Before I sound like a Pedo.  The little girl is around 4 foot 9 and is 43 years old.  I am 42 and 6 foot 3.  (Just thought I would nip that one in the bud).

[phetphet]

It's three years away, but something to bear in mind just in case you are planning to take some of that money (£20 notes), back to the UK sometime in the future.

 

The UK is in the process of changing their paper bank notes over to polymer ones. £10 next year and £20 in 2020.

 

Just in case you arrive in the UK with a wad of twentys, and find you can't spend them without a visit to the Bank of England.

 

Forewarned is forearmed.

 

 

[dotpoom]

One born every minute?

[chickenslegs]

I look forward to reading the story of "Honest Bangkok cabbie returns 50,000 quid to forgetful Brit".

[steven100]

I have already had several inquiries regarding what flight and time are you arriving. They would like to meet you at the airport and take you to your hotel.

 

They all work in a bar and appear very honest and sincere so let us know if your up for the company for a few weeks.

[steven100]

5 hours ago, autanic said:

I have checked, as long as I declare it out of the UK and have source of funds, which was savings.  Make the paperwork in Thailand for holiday purposes.  90 day visa.

 

There is a little girl up in a little village.  In a little "hut" who makes the the best damn Jungle Curry. I intend to spend my life eating and (well you know what) and chillaxing.

 

I want to buy her Children (Not mine), new School Uniforms, Books, laptops etc and really make a difference to the village as much as I can, while have the best time ever. 

 

Its only when you have left Thailand, that you realise, just how fricken much you love the people.  The beaches etc are alright too, but for me its the people, I come back for. 

 

There is genuinely not much I would not do for them.

 

Before I sound like a Pedo.  The little girl is around 4 foot 9 and is 43 years old.  I am 42 and 6 foot 3.  (Just thought I would nip that one in the bud).

geeze ....   she'll love that your buying school uniforms for her kids ...

I reckon those with the laptops etc ... you'll still have  1,995.000 baht left ..

 

[AlQaholic]

Well, if you spend 200 Baht a day you can stay in Thailand for about.....30 years.....

[Toscano]

I have to say , I think it very foolish to bring all that money in cash to Thailand , it is much safer left in Britain .  i cannot see the point ! 

[whatproblem]

5 hours ago, phetphet said:

It's three years away, but something to bear in mind just in case you are planning to take some of that money (£20 notes), back to the UK sometime in the future.

 

The UK is in the process of changing their paper bank notes over to polymer ones. £10 next year and £20 in 2020.

 

Just in case you arrive in the UK with a wad of twentys, and find you can't spend them without a visit to the Bank of England.

 

Forewarned is forearmed.

 

 

Thanks for that information

[robertthebruce]

Best to arrive with 50 pound notes, as you get a better rate..

 

worth thinking about..

 

enjoy....

 

 

[robertthebruce]

 

 

Forgot to say, SuperRich in Central Bangkok gives the best rates...

 

 

[Suradit69]

33 minutes ago, Toscano said:

I have to say , I think it very foolish to bring all that money in cash to Thailand , it is much safer left in Britain .  i cannot see the point ! 

 

People have been giving that sage advice as the GBP sank about 20% against the baht. I guess it depends on your definition of "much safer."

[catman20]

who the hell is this OP?

[12DrinkMore]

25 minutes ago, Suradit69 said:

 

People have been giving that sage advice as the GBP sank about 20% against the baht. I guess it depends on your definition of "much safer."

 

I have heard that since the GBP was at 65 plus.

 

Same as UK banks are sounder than Thai banks.

[Shiver]

Will you be carrying a Rubik's cube when you land?

 

Just so we know...

[robertthebruce]

It's Christmas ....he is happy....

 

lets be happy for him.....

 

 

 

[TheFishman1]

Crazy TIT

[Mansell]

I will be at the airport to meet you. I will be the one holding the sign, "Farang with 2 million baht, Welcome to Thailand" All the Thai thugs standing behind me...I don't know them, but they may follow us. 555

[Rc2702]

I love thailand

[lungnorm]

I hope you do not regret telling the world how much money you are bringing to Thailand. Word of advice, Shut your Gob. It is bad enough here when they only think your loaded. It can cause a lot of headache and heartache. Enjoy....

[Mark T]

no wonder they call it Land Of Smiles. One ahem coming in every minute and declaring what he is carrying for all to know. you wouldn't get a better set up than this 

[TulipBulb]

Either

1. A troll or

2. A bathplug

[Sphere]

TIT's the season to be jolly..... 

[louse1953]

Seeing it is ill gotten,you better stick it where the sun don't shine or you may not have it long.

[louse1953]

1 hour ago, Toscano said:

I have to say , I think it very foolish to bring all that money in cash to Thailand , it is much safer left in Britain .  i cannot see the point ! 

He says it's ill gotten.

[Deepinthailand]

Really who cares 

[Generalchaos]

11 hours ago, phetphet said:

It's three years away, but something to bear in mind just in case you are planning to take some of that money (£20 notes), back to the UK sometime in the future.

 

The UK is in the process of changing their paper bank notes over to polymer ones. £10 next year and £20 in 2020.

 

Just in case you arrive in the UK with a wad of twentys, and find you can't spend them without a visit to the Bank of England.

 

Forewarned is forearmed.

 

 

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