3 things

[nausea]

One, drinking beetroot juice is equivalent to jogging everyday; two, doing grip strength exercises for 16 minutes (including rest time), 3 times a week, is equivalent to going to the gym and doing 3 one hour sessions; three, smoking significantly decreases your risk of dementia.  

[NickJ]

And thinking about hot chicks is certainly guaranteed to have them knocking at your door.....

[Crossy]

... and eating Wotsits whilst watching porn makes your appendage go orange.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wotsits

 

Not really for the Health forum, off to the Pub you go.

 

[Sheryl]

Yes,  nonsenical and moved to Pub.

[StreetCowboy]

I agree wholeheartedly with the OP

 

1. Drinking beetroot juice is the equivalent of jogging.
    Pointless and unpleasant, but beetroot juice might do less damage to your knees.

2. Doing grip strength exercises gets you bored more quickly than going to the gym.  Agreed.  If you want a strong right wrist, then you can't beat a wank - unlike an egg.

3.  Smoking prevents dementia.  Most smokers don't live that long.

[Kwasaki]

On 12/28/2016 at 2:13 PM, nausea said:

smoking significantly decreases your risk of dementia.  

 

Not if you catch fire. 

[StreetCowboy]

On 1/1/2017 at 1:25 PM, Kwasaki said:

 

Not if you catch fire. 

Pyro-dementia; it's enough to drive you flaming mad!