opalred Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 years ago everyone had the experience of catching the crabs my fist time i caught them was in Vietnam in the 60s then a few times back in oz like my traveling friends always from around the toilet seat? have they been poisoned out or have the now invented specialized traps to catch them happy scratching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch68 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 The first time I got crabs was in the UK. I was advised to buy cream and spread it around my hairy parts and so I did, I think it was 20 to 30 min you had to leave the cream on so I bought some stripped off and applied the cream around my cock and balls, under the arms and around the anus in my bed room. I was only a teenager so I was looking in the mirror with my legs and arms spread when the door popped open and my Grandma had come round........ She said are you hot love! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FritsSikkink Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 "years ago everyone had the experience of catching the crabs " No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 The first time I got crabs was in the UK. I was advised to buy cream and spread it around my hairy parts and so I did, I think it was 20 to 30 min you had to leave the cream on so I bought some stripped off and applied the cream around my cock and balls, under the arms and around the anus in my bed room. I was only a teenager so I was looking in the mirror with my legs and arms spread when the door popped open and my Grandma had come round........ She said are you hot love!Not quite sure how to take your last sentence!Sent from my SM-G920F using Thaivisa Connect mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch68 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 36 minutes ago, roo860 said: Not quite sure how to take your last sentence! Sent from my SM-G920F using Thaivisa Connect mobile app Well lets just say she didn't catch crabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 37 minutes ago, roo860 said: Not quite sure how to take your last sentence! Sent from my SM-G920F using Thaivisa Connect mobile app I had to read it a couple of times - First I thought that Grandma said "You are hot love". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 years ago everyone had the experience of catching the crabs my fist time i caught them was in Vietnam in the 60s then a few times back in oz like my traveling friends always from around the toilet seat? have they been poisoned out or have the now invented specialized traps to catch them happy scratching The reason you don't get them from toilet seats now is .....The snakes have eaten them !!Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opalred Posted February 12, 2017 Author Share Posted February 12, 2017 when in north oz years ago the mud crabs were big and a big bite but the sheilas there carried larger white ones with a bigger bite but the whoppers were in new guinea in the 60s to get rid of them you needed to pour petrol over the genitals and set alight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda13 Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 There used to be a graffiti sign doing the rounds in public toilets before the invention of disposable Bic lighters that said " Please don't throw your matches in the bowl. Crabs have learnt to pole vault. " Now that smokers own lighters the crabs have all drowned, I suppose. 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainman34014 Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 You don't catch crabs from toilet seats; it's a myth. Ask any Doctor and they will tell you it only transmits through intercourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuakmuaynina Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Actually in the west its down to women removing all their body hair-I dont know anyone who has had crabs... but maybe thats says more about who you associate with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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