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years ago everyone had the experience of catching the crabs

my fist time i caught them was in Vietnam in the 60s 

then a few times back in oz like my traveling friends 

always from around the toilet seat?

have they been poisoned out 

or have the now invented specialized traps to catch them

happy scratching 

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The first time I got crabs was in the UK. I was advised to buy cream and spread it around my hairy parts and so I did, I think it was 20 to 30 min you had to leave the cream on so I bought some stripped off and applied the cream around my cock and balls, under the arms and around the anus in my bed room. I was only a teenager so I was looking in the mirror with my legs and arms spread when the door popped open and my Grandma had come round........ She said are you hot love!

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The first time I got crabs was in the UK. I was advised to buy cream and spread it around my hairy parts and so I did, I think it was 20 to 30 min you had to leave the cream on so I bought some stripped off and applied the cream around my cock and balls, under the arms and around the anus in my bed room. I was only a teenager so I was looking in the mirror with my legs and arms spread when the door popped open and my Grandma had come round........ She said are you hot love!



Not quite sure how to take your last sentence!

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years ago everyone had the experience of catching the crabs
my fist time i caught them was in Vietnam in the 60s 
then a few times back in oz like my traveling friends 
always from around the toilet seat?
have they been poisoned out 
or have the now invented specialized traps to catch them
happy scratching 

The reason you don't get them from toilet seats now is .....9a2282b2a7425ee61986c340ea4d9e92.jpg
The snakes have eaten them !!


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when in north oz  years ago the mud crabs were big and a big bite

but the sheilas there carried larger white ones with a bigger bite

but the whoppers were in new guinea in the 60s

to get rid of them you needed to pour petrol over the genitals and set alight

 

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There used to be a graffiti sign doing the rounds in public toilets before the invention of disposable Bic lighters that said " Please don't throw your matches in the bowl. Crabs have learnt to pole vault. " Now that smokers own lighters the crabs have all drowned, I suppose. 555

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