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Wanted monk won't be easy to catch - he can walk on water, claims disciple of "UFO" temple


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1 hour ago, sweatalot said:

He can fly, too. And I know he escaped.

Yesterday I saw a big orange bird flying by with high speed.

 

 

Using his unlimited powers, he may turned himself into a drone with eternal battery life

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The american media reports "after the second day of searching the police had turned up nothing"

They cannot find him

Of course his disciples will say he made himself invisible. He sure did He left the country  

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3 hours ago, mike324 said:

the followers should let the monk prove that he can walk out of a jail cell then....easy

with the amount of money he has

that is too easy

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23 hours ago, MorristheRunt said:

Walk on water?  That's an old story, some other idiot used that one 2000 years ago, and it was a crock then aswell!

and that  was  copied  from other  previous  myths along  the  virgin  birth bs but  just like western religious BS  people fall for this crap in their droves

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On 2/17/2017 at 5:02 AM, realenglish1 said:

OMG  walk on Water  and become invisible and to top it off "too heavy to Lift" That part I understand as he is too full of shit to lift

 

I cannot believe people believe this crap 

Me neither...same as I can't believe people believe the Christian crap...the Islam crap...the Hindu crap...the Jewish crap...or any superstitious and/or magical mystical crap. :sick: :bah:

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14 hours ago, kannot said:

and that  was  copied  from other  previous  myths along  the  virgin  birth bs but  just like western religious BS  people fall for this crap in their droves

...but you :heart_001: Jesus!!! :cheesy:

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Finally i understand why navy is here for. perhaps the 3000 men are here so they can lift him up if he make himself to heavy? But i forgot he can make himself invisible.. Damn

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On 2017-02-18 at 7:37 AM, realenglish1 said:

The american media reports "after the second day of searching the police had turned up nothing"

They cannot find him

Of course his disciples will say he made himself invisible. He sure did He left the country  

Well he only had like 3 months or more to get away. Maybe better this way so we dont know how high the bribes goes

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Walk on water?  Make himself invisible?  Make himself too heavy to lift?

 

I think the real coup de grace to the invading authorities was morphing into an innocent pile of pillows.  Brilliant!  :clap2: 

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When does this <deleted> actually stop ?

 

According to some of the latest reports, I hope he can walk on oil. Plenty of oil to be found near the flying saucer apparently...

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