The Importance Of Condoms!

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December 26, 200619 yr

Like to see people have a sense of humour.
Which should I reply too hey, I dont think any of you are really worthy to get a reply from the Donz.

You all moved to Thailand because the condom sizes in farang land were too big for you guys.

We all know you envy the Donz.

Mr Donz Sir...You put them on the head with No Ears !!!!!!!

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December 26, 200619 yr

Donz Condom

Condom for you fellas

Dony! Ain't that what they sell in Australia as XXL?

December 26, 200619 yr

Donz Condom

Condom for you fellas

Dony! Ain't that what they sell in Australia as XXL?

I wouldnt know, surely you should know from buying them regulary

December 26, 200619 yr

Donz Condom

Condom for you fellas

Dony! Ain't that what they sell in Australia as XXL?

yes you are very correct raro,

the kangaroo's ware them.

December 27, 200619 yr

i hate condoms

Do they chaff when they are up your bum?

Another homosexual innuendo, i am sensing a pattern DSK

December 27, 200619 yr

If you are noticing something, perhaps it's because you need to look within yourself and ask some difficult questions

December 28, 200619 yr

If you are noticing something, perhaps it's because you need to look within yourself and ask some difficult questions

Perhaps he has a fetish for the smell of burning rubber????

December 30, 200619 yr

Condoms make the world go round....

December 30, 200619 yr

If you are noticing something, perhaps it's because you need to look within yourself and ask some difficult questions

Perhaps he has a fetish for the smell of burning rubber????

Condoms make the world go round....

So does burning rubber apparently!

December 30, 200619 yr

If you are noticing something, perhaps it's because you need to look within yourself and ask some difficult questions

Perhaps he has a fetish for the smell of burning rubber????

Condoms make the world go round....

So does burning rubber apparently!

December 30, 200619 yr

If you are noticing something, perhaps it's because you need to look within yourself and ask some difficult questions

Perhaps he has a fetish for the smell of burning rubber????

Condoms make the world go round....

So does burning rubber apparently!

Well, being a greenie - I prefer a less frictional variety of rubber...

December 31, 200619 yr

Well, being a greenie - I prefer a less frictional variety of rubber...

Empty Walker's Crisp packet?

December 31, 200619 yr

Well, being a greenie - I prefer a less frictional variety of rubber...

Do tell, Lamb skin?????

December 31, 200619 yr

Well, being a greenie - I prefer a less frictional variety of rubber...

Do tell, Lamb skin?????

Yes Yes Kiwi Condoms...

Just thought that had condoms been important to the OP's Father..

We wouldn't be answering this Post....

December 31, 200619 yr

Your no better little black dork. You and the Bumsai Kid are the bestest of pals. :lol:Please practice safely with each other!!

December 31, 200619 yr

Well, being a greenie - I prefer a less frictional variety of rubber...

Empty Walker's Crisp packet?

Now would that be the regular size, the family size or the 26 pack jumbo size Thad ....?

December 31, 200619 yr

Well, being a greenie - I prefer a less frictional variety of rubber...

Empty Walker's Crisp packet?

Now would that be the regular size, the family size or the 26 pack jumbo size Thad ....?

Who for ..... me or Donzo?

December 31, 200619 yr

Well, being a greenie - I prefer a less frictional variety of rubber...

Empty Walker's Crisp packet?

Now would that be the regular size, the family size or the 26 pack jumbo size Thad ....?

Who for ..... me or Donzo?

Now, I'm really hoping that you don't know Donzs size Thad ...... I'm really hoping ......

December 31, 200619 yr

Well, being a greenie - I prefer a less frictional variety of rubber...

Empty Walker's Crisp packet?

Now would that be the regular size, the family size or the 26 pack jumbo size Thad ....?

Who for ..... me or Donzo?

Now, I'm really hoping that you don't know Donzs size Thad ...... I'm really hoping ......

No way..... I know mine, for his you would have to go direct to the source, something I would be completely unwilling to do even in the season of good cheer.

I'd take a guess based on the 'empty vessels' saying though :bah:

January 1, 200719 yr

Well, being a greenie - I prefer a less frictional variety of rubber...

Empty Walker's Crisp packet?

Now would that be the regular size, the family size or the 26 pack jumbo size Thad ....?

Who for ..... me or Donzo?

Now, I'm really hoping that you don't know Donzs size Thad ...... I'm really hoping ......

No way..... I know mine, for his you would have to go direct to the source, something I would be completely unwilling to do even in the season of good cheer.

I'd take a guess based on the 'empty vessels' saying though

... on this criteria, inversion is definately a possibility then ....

January 1, 200719 yr

Well, being a greenie - I prefer a less frictional variety of rubber...

Empty Walker's Crisp packet?

Now would that be the regular size, the family size or the 26 pack jumbo size Thad ....?

Who for ..... me or Donzo?

I thought you guys are close enough for not using condoms anymore?

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