my Thai wife agrees with me

why are all frangs love anything to do with balls

they want to watch TV any one kicking hitting or generally playing with balls

they fight over them 

if someone came from another other planet and saw everyone playing with balls

maybe that is why we have never been visited by them

they see and leave 

I hate all ball games and never watch. So, not all farangs.

Whereas Thais aren't keen on football at all..........zzzzzzzz

stay away from my balls 555

but I can answer her inquiry by saying ball game fans usually need excuses so they can meet and talk non sense.

Edited April 29, 20179 yr by Farang hunter

Hey! In my soi the local Mom and Pop / big screen football bar is alive and well. Many Thai's watching the premiership, Thai league and National football matches. Recenty we had the F.A cup on tv. Every Thai man and most Thai women too love watching football. So you obviously live with the minority that don't. Even the cat watches the football and sometimes chases it.

 

I'm obsessed with my balls !!
Don't like anyone kicking them, hitting them or generally playing with them................unless it's the gf or me of course .[emoji51]

I wish my balls were not so big to be honest they make other things look small. 

i love my balls. farang like sports with footballs or soccer balls.

11 hours ago, Wilsonandson said:

Hey! In my soi the local Mom and Pop / big screen football bar is alive and well. Many Thai's watching the premiership, Thai league and National football matches. Recenty we had the F.A cup on tv. Every Thai man and most Thai women too love watching football. So you obviously live with the minority that don't. Even the cat watches the football and sometimes chases it.

 

even the dogs cat in thailand

Opalred, ask your wife this question:

 

What do you have when you have a slimy green ball in your left hand and another slimy green ball in your right hand?

 

Ans: You have Kermit the frog's UNDIVIDED attention

I was talking to a fella the other night who told me he had a cricket ball lodged in his arse, I said "hows that" he's said, don't you <deleted> start...

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I took the dog to the vet.

Me. He's swallowed a cricket ball.

Vet. How is he?

Me. Don't you start.

I love playing pocket billiards

20 minutes ago, champers said:

I took the dog to the vet.

Me. He's swallowed a cricket ball.

Vet. How is he?

Me. Don't you start.

?????????????????????????????????????

I like balls. Say no more.

?????????????????????????????????????

Google " the rules of cricket ", it will all become clear.......... but then again maybe not !!

1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Google " the rules of cricket ", it will all become clear.......... but then again maybe not !!

Vet. How is he?   did you mean hows that??

I like balls. Say no more.

They can make some people a little testy..

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Google " the rules of cricket ", it will all become clear.......... but then again maybe not !!

Haha,the only thing Thailand knows about cricket, is eating them.

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Vet. How is he?   did you mean hows that??

If there was a chance that the batsman was " out" then a player of the opposing side would ask " how's that ?" to the umpire .
" how is he ? " is another version of the same question .

5 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

If there was a chance that the batsman was " out" then a player of the opposing side would ask " how's that ?" to the umpire .
" how is he ? " is another version of the same question .

the hole gets deeper  but hey never mind i could be wrong

17 hours ago, opalred said:

my Thai wife agrees with me

why are all frangs love anything to do with balls

Ask her if she knows what "CHAAP KA SAI" is.

 

My favourite ball sport.

When you unexpectedly find concealed balls on the beautiful Khun 'A' that you have just met, don't blame her/him for you taking shortcuts in the Thai courting process.

 

Always make sure that the 'A' doesn't stand for Angus or Albert.........................

 

Just sayin'

Ask her if she knows what "CHAAP KA SAI" is.
 
My favourite ball sport.

Cmon holmsey lad, what does it mean?

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the wife saw on tv people playing golf

said whats a hole in one

55 minutes ago, lanng khao said:

Cmon holmsey lad, what does it mean?

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Its a therapeutic massage that involves the 'nads and prostate (without any invasions lol).

 

As essential as stripping down your rifle and keeping it in prime shooting condition.

Edited April 30, 20179 yr by JHolmesJr

Odd thread....

 

Thai's play everything from ping pong to basketball to volleyball to tennis to soccer/football to balls made out of bamboo - like volleyball or on a court where they try & kick a ball into a suspended basket 15 feet up, people are playing there every day....

 

Local colleges have softball....

 

That's not even going to the pool tables in bars.....

 

Never saw ping pong ball shows in the states - I know, I know, I know, different skill set.....

Its a therapeutic massage that involves the 'nads and prostate (without any invasions lol).
 
As essential as stripping down your rifle and keeping it in prime shooting condition.

Haha, sounds the <deleted>..[emoji120]

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my Thai wife agrees with me
why are all frangs love anything to do with balls
they want to watch TV any one kicking hitting or generally playing with balls
they fight over them 
if someone came from another other planet and saw everyone playing with balls
maybe that is why we have never been visited by them
they see and leave 

Pucks are better.

Apart from rugby. A game played by public schoolboys with oddly shaped balls...