jacko45k

Hotel rooms don't offer much opportunity to play hidey hidey from 2 women, and I would certainly not feel secure. I seriously doubt most room maids could open safes..... and a strip of metal will not do anything to the substantia metal bolts they mostly have. I feel more confident with the larger hotels who I hope take things more seriously. The only problem I had was a place using lockers with padlocks behind reception.... they gave me a key but had another. Another was a pal who stayed in a condo place and the manager lady had a wayward drug taking son and he knew where the over-ride key was..

Not all the same..... some use a master key. Some even require a computer connection to open them. Seen it done. I guess one could test 9999 or 0000 or even 1234. Some require 6 characters. You may get locked out for a spell. Hard to drop them if they are securely fixed to the wall.

Big fat Ugandan massage specialists?

I thought it required a lot of energy and was usually linked to power generation because of that.

I think many of us would be at a language disadvantage in such an incident, never mind the xenophobia.

They can be quite secure... locked myself out of mine befuddled a few times!

Offering 'relaxing massages' or opening safes?

I thought perhaps his neighbours had 2 cars and he had a vase.

I get an impression the people who visit zoos in Thailand are persuaded to feed the animals at their expense......bananas for the elephants and monkeys, meat for tigers.

You see the odd ones, frequently a large jeep for example with a 'For Rent' sign.

There is a hospital right next door.....

Had a friend with a condo that overlooked Jomtien bay and he commented that early morning he always saw dirty water being discharge out to the sea..... probably happened most of the night.

Funny, didn't seem to bother anyone for the last 20 years.... Low season, more of them not in use..

A baiting question?

Yes, a common sight, came face to face with a woman on her phone at a blind sharp bend last night..... and then at my side 3 adults and a baby on a motorcycle..... these people all have death wishes.

Careful, that mask is slipping!

Perhaps he hadn't paid someone off to allow him to conduct his business.

They could let them live in The Water Front.......

Isn't going to happen...... They are the 3rd largest source of tourists now.

I suspect so, since the fake one's uniforms are there on display. They would be stood in their tighty whities!

They used to say, 'you never lose your girl, only your turn'......

And some rather harsh punitive reactions .....seem to recall in the early days the police put chalk marks on tyres in pub car parks to suggest pulling the vehicle over later on.

Somebody is in the market for a new luxury car!

I thought it had been subject to roadworks for the last few months anyhow? I have been avoiding the area for so long now........ So an 8 day closure from the 17th...... I wonder what that really means!

Perhaps you have a few things to learn about being in foreign countries?