Saving face is not only an Asian trait.
' I would have won, you know. Lots of MPs backing me, even the Red Wall ones who voted no confidence in me 6 weeks ago. They know their constituents still love me, they can't warm to that fake northerner with his green card and tax dodging wife.
But I'll stand aside for the country's sake (sounds good). The fact I know slod all about the economy and even said fluck business.......er, I didn't mean that.
Let the man with a different loaf of bread for each family member take over, and come election time I'll reappear, rebranded, a conversion on the truck jammed road to Dover.
Bin Brexit! We're coming home, back to our biggest trading partner and cultural cousins.
Singapore on The Thames has been trashed, Paris, London, Frankfurt, together we stand against the Russian bear and the rising power of China.
I got Brexit done, I can get it undone.
Vote for Boris in 2024 to put the Great back into Britain!