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  1. Gandtee
    "Don't tell them, Pike!"
  2. Gandtee
    I've reached the age of nearly 91 despite the medical profession's best efforts.😉
  3. Gandtee
    Still name calling like a preteenager. Grow up.
  4. Gandtee
    That explains why I don't know who he is and don't care. I haven't watched a Bond film since Sean Connery bailed out.
  5. Gandtee
    But why does he run away from home?
  6. Gandtee
    Jawohl! Sieg heil.🫢 The man is a looney. Like the fuhrer was and who would have had him exterminated.
  7. Gandtee
    I remember an old friend many years ago, telling me about his son's marriage. He said, "They've been married three weeks. They should be on farting terms by now."😉
  8. Gandtee
    I was until I read the headings of your latest posts.😦
  9. Gandtee
    In my earlier years I boxed and wrestled. Now at nearly 91 I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag after throwing the first couple of punches. But then I don't go anywhere where I'm likely to be attacked. The wife can be a bit threatening at times though. But as she is 75 I think I can handle her.😉
  10. Gandtee
    Yes. The days in England when the threat of Borstal for 'Attitude Adjustment' and the birch were a bit off-putting for youngsters.😉
  11. Gandtee
    I twigged your humour.😉
  12. Gandtee
    I am talking about over seventy years ago when political correctness was unknown except in politicians.
  13. Gandtee
    So the Burmese man is stealing a job that a Thai should be doing. Like giving favours and special treatment for a price in prison. The number one convict didn't have a chance to avail himself of the benefits offered.😉
  14. Gandtee
    I'm pushing 91. I used to do my morning walks, wearing a shirt, at 5am. But due to close encounters with snakes in the dark, the legless ones, I now go out at 6am when it is light. Maybe wearing a shirt, as advised by some posters has protected me from being attacked by legless snakes.😉
  15. Gandtee
    Then the rest of his squad come back the next night and seek retribution. That's the way it was when I was in the Kate Carney.😉
  16. Gandtee
    Perhaps you should watch 'A Prayer Before Dawn.'
  17. Gandtee
    That's a puddle.
  18. Gandtee
    Unless you are fiddling money in the bank of course.
  19. Gandtee
    Don't slam the door on your way out. It would seem your Koh Chang party went down the tubes, as there has been no trumpet blowing from you. What are you coming back to AN as?🙂
  20. Gandtee
    It's Bow Street for you my lad! Oh. Sorry. The Bangkok Hilton. Plenty of injections in there. Especially meat, so I've heard.😉
  21. Gandtee
    They could go in for a spit and polish. Or a rub down with an oily rag.😉
  22. Gandtee
    'I fart in your general direction' Monty Python.
  23. Gandtee
    Famous last words!
  24. Gandtee
    We've all heard ducks fart before.😴
  25. Gandtee
    Yeah right. What about AN posters that make inane comments? But I get your sarcasm.😉

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