BritManToo

I forgot my kids the moment they left my house. What they do, and with whom, is no longer my business and vice versa.

If it were Thaksin or Prayut (or the guy in Germany) ......... no problem! I'll be right out to select the villa I want for a dowry.

I have to have a wireless one because my rabbits bite through the cable, usually when I'm using it.

I always viewed them as free pets. We had a big one that stayed months, then if made the mistake of running up my leg under my towel and I swatted it without thinking. I miss that guy!

My UK wife pretended to like me but refused sex. My Thai wife pretends to like me and allows sex whenever I feel like it. No need for either to pretend, I just wanted plenty of sex.

In the west she had a gold card on my account and took much more than my Thai lady wants. She also took my 600,000gbp home and half my pension on the way out. And everyone thought she should have got more! Not much sex in the UK though.

if you didn't tell them you were living outside the UK, you wouldn't need to deal with Life Certificates. Not sure why they can't do it all via email though.

All the tourists that come here, have an accident, then have to pay 10x more in hospitals and their insurance refuses to pay. the opposite of wellness IMHO.

Nothing wrong with having imaginary friends, it's the obvious answer for the socially challenged.

Perfectly OK if you eat what you kill IMHO. Deer, rabbit, boar, elephants will quickly destroy their environment if left to breed unchecked.

Agree, they are generally very calm and tame. Biggest danger is getting slobber on your shirt.

If I'd had to wait for a woman to find me physically attractive I'd still be a virgin at 67.

I find the thought of having sex with a 60+ year old woman 'kinda creepy'.

Fair enough, if my paint fails I'll give your tape a go.

You should have sent her to high school and university when you first met her. That's what I did with mine and it worked out well for her, not expensive. Our son was born at the end of her final year, she took him to school with her an they would pass him around the class.

Mine always says, "I was hired for the bedroom, if you want a housekeeper you will need to hire someone else"

Yeah, but she was previously earning 60kbht/month in the Gogo bar.

Mine still throws buckets of cold water over herself despite us having heated showers.

I use this, much easier and lasts longer.

Yes, I agree, you are perpetuating the government fear of false security for unimportant data.

Cycling and rabbits.

Nobody is my equal! Why should I pretend they are? Back to the OP, I don't know if my woman lies to me, I don't really listen to the constant talk. As long as she's at home when it's dark, there's no problem.

Took my 12yo to school this morning, does that count? Back to the OP, Just move on, take the kid if she doesn't want him, leave him if she does. Don't send her any money after you've gone though, whichever way it turns out.

I never claimed I don't want children. I want as many as I can produce, so no contraception ever. But I only have interest in them when they live with me, in which case I will provide.

Once my kids move out of the house I'm living in, I can't say I have that much interest in them. If their mom wants them 100% of the time, I'm OK with that, I always avoid all and any confrontations. I refuse social phone conversations with everyone, no interest on talking on the phone. My Thai step-daughter moved out a year or two back, after finishing her degree, I don't talk to her either, although she's come back to stay for a weekend a couple of times. I guess that makes me a bad man.