Bundooman

So, just like the common cold that I currently have - scaremongering at its best.

I do dislike that word 'masturbating.' I prefer the terms, 'Bashing your bishop' or, 'Mashing your Monkey' They sound so much more sophisticated, don't you think?

Uh, dear me ....... Tantrum time because someone stole his thunder. Stop throwing your toys out of the pram - he was only offering a suggestion. Now be a good boy, calm down and drink your milk. There's a good boy. Well done!

Same goes for where you come from, HarkeyBarkey!

So you think the British were fighting white South Africans at Rourke's Drift? Let's rewrite history then, shall we?

What a pathetic and vindictive diatribe regarding Thai women. you are obviously oblivious to the way your post is not only insulting to almost every Thai family, you have no idea as to how you should behave as a guest in this unique country. "You can almost have anyone"? Are you serious? Because NO - you cannot 'have almost anyone'. The only places you could do that is in a bar where girls are working for money and even then, many probably wouldn't want anything to do with you. You are very arrogant if you think you can pull any young girl, woman, or even an older woman in Thailand with that appalling attitude. As for your attitude towards family, I doubt very much whether they would want you near their homes either. You possibly have no manners, social graces or personality worthy of most hard-working Thai families - wealthy and poor alike. Sad people write un-informed, vicious and unnecessary rubbish such as this.

OK, then: Former Prime Minister, “de facto boss cum convict etc.” Is that better?

If her crap is all over the place, then I'm not surprised you have separate rooms. Mine goes straight down the toilet - and in one place!

The inevitable Yakety Yackety Yackety - BladebladeBla! - "Defend these vicious creatures" But not a mention of the old handicapped guy who has been savaged to death! Why would anyone choose a hideously formed killing machine like this? Bravado, self-indulgent man-child types or similar, 'Look at me' types, who revel in trying to look like the 'mean machine' macho-man-child. But I agree; Blame the owners. Every last one of them - including you, the poster. It is the likes of you that perpetuate the myth that these dogs are the model of passivity and gentleness - yet we see almost weekly, some mindless attack, children, girls and boys young men and women and the elderly which these abominations can identify instinctively as weak and defenseless and literally tear them apart. Kill every single one of these mindless creatures and sue the hell out of the owners.

That's worked well, so far ....................!

Yes.

Same reason I hate football.

Yup! She, of course, now needs some time to arrange her own 'severe' illness and then she too can come back and enjoy the fruits of their corruption. They will be feted around Thailand - until the army steps in again.

But you, Oh knowledgeable and wise one, know different.......... Of course you do, don't you?

For your information and your superior manner, I did read it. It clearly describes the BR octopus - but what it doesn't do is to tell you what it looks like when it is cooked. So please enlighten us, Oh worthy one - just what does it look like when cooked?

Well spotted, my man!

I find your post offensive. My partner is 40 years younger than I am. We have been together for 15 years. We are quite happy the way we are. Thai people that know us, and also our western friends around the world - and there are many, have no interest in the difference in our our ages. She was 24 and a mother when I met her. Before you start shouting your mouth off, you need to get out and live a bit, instead of vomiting your sordid little prejudices here in Thailand. Who do you think you are? Shut up!

He likes to 'cum'?

I live in Chiang Mai. About 9 years ago, I had my left cataract operated on at Suang Doc hospital on the Suthep Road. Two years later, the right eye was done. Both operations were highly successful, painless and at 70 years old my eyesight was almost as good as it had been when I was a younger man. Both operations were carried out by the same lady and I was , (and still am), immensely grateful and my eyes are still good at 79. Each operation only took about an hour or so, and the recovery process included an eye patch for a while and eyedrops - sunglasses recommended. Each operation cost me 40,000 Baht. 9 years ago. I'm sure the cost has increased, but nothing like the costs the Op has quoted from his source. Even if you increase the cost to double - it is still inexpensive. The General Practitioner, (GP), in the Loi Kroh Road surgery, my doctor for the past 30 years, recommended this lady. He told me she had operated on his own mother. It is worth checking out

P-yubes are a nuisance though.... stuck in your teeth.

rug-munchers even....

Hey! Enough of that - that's my Gik. And the price is 500,000 Baht Damn cheap-end Charlies!

When you have finished - could you please pass her on to me? I wish you a Happy ending evening and congratulations!

Here, there, everywhere! That's some post!

and YouTube is always your friend!