One Kool morning, Miss Pall Mall was walking down Chesterfield Lane in Winston-Salem.
She met Phillip Morris who took her to the Raleigh Hotel in Newport.
They got into an Old Gold bed, and right away he stuck his King-Sized L & M into her flip-top box, and if she doesn't look like a Camel in nine months, it'll be a damn Luckey Strike!
(sorry, all US brands)