Lacessit

I have better things to do with my time than search across half a dozen threads for what you said.

Please, not while I am eating.

A few more specifics please, such as location of old man, salary range, etc. Government hospital nurses are compulsorily retired at age 45, presumably some will have some English. IMO a fluent English-speaking carer would be quite expensive.

I have Australian and Thai debit cards. I only use them for emergencies in Thailand, as getting skimmed is apparently a constant risk. Lose a card, it's a nightmare getting it stopped and replaced. Lose a few hundred baht to a pickpocket, mai bpen rai. As I partly live in a village, and also buy food in the day markets, cash is more practical. Yet to see a street vendor armed with an EFTPOS terminal. Payment by phone is the new frontier in Thailand, to me that is even more of a security risk. In Australia, different story. I use a debit card for everything, can't remember the last time I paid in cash.

My estate gets divided among my heirs, and I am entirely forgotten in 2-3 generations. All pain and struggle ceases. The compounds that make up my body are distributed in the environment. As for an afterlife in any form, I simply don't know. Neither does anyone else, it's a matter of belief.

If the best you can do is repeat yourself...... boring.

I am merely pointing out anyone funding themselves on 100,000 baht/year could not afford to provide support for a GF, even one from the hill tribes. I'm sorry you were asleep during logic and inference classes. I do carry bandaids in the man bag, as a precaution in case I get lacerated by someone's wit. Thank you for reminding me to change them out, they are well past their use-by date.

Man bags leave the hands free, and they are at the front where I can see any attempt at theft.

Evidently, you do not have a GF. Why am I not surprised?

I recommend a magnesium supplement, it's alarming someone your age ( IIRC <55 ) has memory lapses.

Much more convenient for when I draw 100,000 baht for living expenses, pockets are too small. I have a bigger man bag for when I draw larger amounts. I would not be surprised if some posters use them to hold KY and condoms. I also have a man cave.

Fit and well, good-looking and charismatic. Your Thai GF loves you for those attributes, and you pay her nothing. You are good company. Yeah right, WM.

Apparently his GF has a baby on the way.

That's an extension of the original statement, with a very convenient escape hatch.

It depends on the definition of smart. I am light years ahead of my GF in terms of education. OTOH, she is way ahead of me with street smarts, and people skills. We are both satisfied with what we have in one another. Smarts are not a consideration. IME, most men feel threatened by a woman who is more intelligent than they are.

Says the poster who was all over me like a cheap suit when I said I was only average size.

If I had 1000 baht for every time a poster has made that claim on TV/ASEAN, I'd be driving a 735 Beemer by now. Same goes for the guys with big todgers.

Look for a site that has XXL or even XXXL sizes.

IIRC you started another thread asking what there was by way of entertainment in Chiang Mai.

The only things I know about rabbits is if you buy a chicken casserole from a Chinese restaurant that's in the Australian interior, the odds are pretty good it will actually be rabbit. Almost certain before calcivirus decimated the rabbit population. During the Great Depression, people living on rabbit meat for protein became fat deficient. Leanest meat around. Rabbit needs to be hung in the skin for a couple of days to tenderize. Fresh rabbit meat cooks up tough as old boots. Baby rabbits? Let the mother feed them. Give her food to produce milk. How do you know the local breeder was not lying about the mother's age?

Whoever she is, she's a keeper.

Try Rachmaninov's "Vocalise". If that is not a woman working her way towards orgasm, I don't know what is.

You may be right, although alcoholism, smoking, and poor diet were also factors.

I agree. Processing facts and data into models and predictions is part of science, in case you have not noticed. What are your qualifications and experience that make you a better judge?

While I deny I stare at my balls, at least I can say I am capable of so doing if I wished. I only play with two balls in practice, to do so in competition would result in disqualification. It is well known Trump is a golf cheat, the connection is odious.