Chris Daley

You will be an ATM for their entire family. If your money runs out they turn really nasty and drop you. Don't let the Bhuddist bull<deleted> fool you.

Our restaurants are more dirty! No you take that back ours is dirtier than yours! We have cockroaches and the smell of urine.

And on your left, a dirty street food shop that smells of urine.

Because your wife is boring.

She could have had your eye out.

I have no loved ones. Girlfriend will use my phone and use the bank app to transfer my savings to her account. They will rake my ashes looking for gold teeth. Then its done.

I always keep my drugs on the ground during a traffic stop. When the cops are crushing my neck, its just there on the ground.

You are all wrong to eat meat. Almost every philosophical system in the world forbids it. Aside from religion and nihilism. But both of those are thought suicide that promote 'not thinking'. Any thinking man that really spends time thinking about killing a sentient being would come to a conclusion that it is murder. Eating meat is for savages.

Thai people don't know what to do with it. They can't bake. They don't know what pastry is. They don't know what bread is. Their ice cream is mostly vegetables. They blend coffee with ice and add condensed milk instead of milk. They don't know what tea or coffee is. Therefore it is just seen as a foreign delicacy.

Retrain the staff at suwanipoo. They are barely toilet trained.

Yes British girls are fat and hairy.

She didnt know. She just guessed and you confirmed it for her. She sits there all day saying it. Don't tell them anything. Just flash the cash and go.

You will 2 weeks on the toilet and one week sitting in traffic.

Dude is in highschool and he is banging a milf. This is the stuff of legends.

Did he do his 90 days?

Rude staff shouting and terrible service. That is my suwanipum experience everytime, always has been.

To be born British is to win first prize in the lottery of life. We do prisons better too. Two people per cell. Wash basin and en suite toilet. Carpet slippers, gym and a Playstation. Delicious British cuisine with special meal preferences. Better than the Thai cage. Best get on the next flight home.

First drowning kittens and now this. God really hates innocent beings.

Get a job. You clearly have too much time on your hands.

Just avoid Laos airways. They have propellers that spin and the airport closes at night. And you might be sat next to a couple of tonnes of rice.

Because global warming doesn't exist.

A lot of these young people want to lose their job and will pull a stunt like this. Best punishment is hire him for longer.

If it wasn't for the house back in the UK I would be like him. It happens so fast. My mom and I put our money together to get a house. Best decision we made. Rest of the family ran away like rats down a sewer.

Because ''unchecked migration'' doesn't exist in England. The Windrush Generation were invited to England and given British passports. Many other former British colonies followed. Slavery was banned but Britain wanted to keep using the cheap workforce. They were even part of the British colonies so your use of the word migration is off. The immigration that you see in the UK is checked and double checked and checked again. You simply can not say someone has migrated illegally when they hold a British passport and live legally in England. You are scaremongering.

Like most Thai women they hammer away at the aircon remote. 21 if we have guests. 27 if its nightime. Turned off if we bought durian. 29 and fan if the family drunken slob lost his job again and needs a cash loan. But 27 and low fan speed? Is this grounds for divorce? Serious replies only please.