Chris Daley

This is known as 'fruit from the poisonous tree' in law. They stalked him and illegally searched him.

This trend is growing now. The school that I work at gives brand new cars and luxury vans to the Thai teachers. Not the aliens only the Thai staff. Most of them don't do anything at the school and their work is to pose for a photo in an officers uniform once a year. I guess they really need another car.

Hi can I get cold fries that have been left out on the counter all day with some condensed milk? Thanks.

Mine is awful obviously. After a 14 hour day at work yesterday I am now doing some work at home on the weekend. Now a person in the village has decided to fire a starting pistol at random intervals. I can only assume he scaring away the birds from his vegetable patch. Another freak is grinding sheet metal. My girlfriend decided to bring the fish tank inside because it might reduce the algae. So now I have constant Japanese water torture. Splashing water 24/7. I could spend years explaining that the water is not fresh it doesn't matter how many pumps or blue dye you put in the tank the water is not fresh it doesn't matter where the tank is the water is not fresh. How about you? How is your weekend going?

The only way I can make modern laptops work is by deleting everything from it. Change it to performance mode. Then adding, chrome (use it for google docs and email), and irfanview basic image editor. The standard 'out of the box' windows doesn't work. It is designed to break so that you have to purchase the new windows next year. AKA the Sony Kill Switch.

Two wrongs don't make a right in law. You have to have clean hands to make any kind of case. Enjoy your prison time.

Where is the park? All I see is buildings.

I'm looking forward to it. Hopefully some throat cancer.

It looks like an advert for unemployment.

Dry as a bone here. We need more climate change.

Half a million baht? I need to change careers.

They don't have toilets.

I used to until I saw an old tramp rolling the rice in her hands and stuffing it in the bags. No more mu ping for me.

She now has an eating disorder and will be at the bottom of her classes for the next 15 years.

According to the bible when Lot raped his daughters in the village of Sodom, they were at the age of puberty.

They really need a tin opener.

Tattoos and a drinking problem. Right on schedule.

1) Price Gouging. Selling a needed thing at a higher price. But for the taxi driver it would be racketeering. 2) Premium Pricing Strategy. Always have a high price to make the product look better. This is done at Tops, Villa Market, Shopping Malls. The same crap as Seven Eleven but 10 times the price. Because people feel better when they spend money.

Bang Kadi also.

You can not escape the thought police. Put it down the memory hole and vaporize him. Big Brother is watching.

Mom would rather play on her phone than entertain her man. Plenty of women elsewhere that don't require a crowbar to get the phone away.

The Internet Movie Data Base is getting around lately.

100,000 is quite cheap though.

The big ones are nice. Air conditioning, food, lots of leg space. And a slave puts your luggage away.

I really hope so. I could do with some of that work from home stuff.