Chris Daley

Spoke to the girl in Seven Eleven. Trafficking. Sneezed in the same room as a woman. Trafficking. Draw a picture of Marilyn Monroe on a windy day. Dead celebrity picture trafficking.

I have teams of people handling my visa. The girlfriend + the entire visa department at the school. They f it up every single time.

So that will be one condensed milk pizza, no cheese extra packets of sweet sauce please. Yum. Sorry this isn't sweet enough can you just poor sugar on it. Thanks.

I was at a Makro in Issan and some Aussie guy started getting abusive. I asked him to hand me something off the shelf and he started blocking me with his trolley. I took my shirt off and asked him if he wanted to go outside. He was really starting to give me the hump so I spat in his face. I reached over his trolley and got my tin of Pork Faggots off the shelf. And the we moved on.

He tried it 6 times in his bungalow before moving on to the condo.

With all that alcoholic I bet he is really flammable. Should go up a treat.

Always ten vs 1. Thai men are cowards.

They probably put raw green beans in his krapao. That would push me over the edge.

Hi can I get a condensed milk pizza with no cheese. And can you make it really small and the price really high?

They do everything small in Japan except the prices. A sack of rice is 100 baht. So why is 4 cubes of sushi 60 baht? Why would you eat wasabi with white meat? We all know wasabi is Colman's Mustard. And we eat that with red meat, onions and a rich gravy sauce. The wasabi over powers the delicate fish. So that's it? They have two sauces, soy sauce and wasabi? Why is the sushi scene so stuck up and pretentious. It's just student food. How about you? Do you eat sushi often?

You can buy them already built.

He probably thought issuing fines in rapid succession would protect him from the knife.

Thai taxi drivers are useless tossers. The most mundane simple job in the world and they can't do it.

Yeah I drove past that the day it happened. Total bedlam. 5km of track fell off the thing and went onto the live street cables just missing the condos. A lot of Myanmar called in to fix it. Looks like some of them had been working overtime.

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Nothing says ''festive'' like Thailand. Miserable land of frowns. F all decorations and no Christmas music.

Search for child porn and send the police around his house.

The robber needed the money as they were poor. Silly Thai Karen.

Condensed milk, no cheese and soggy bread. Sounds good to me.

Scam number 349. Renting land. An easy way to divert money from the alien. There are probably ten other aliens that also ''own'' your Hat Yai plot.

This is the usual Thai behavior and things like this can be seen everyday on the news. Why did they single out a white person?

It's the will of god. Good job Thai man.

Went to do my 90 days. My girlfriend is a visa expert as it is her job. Got the ticket and waited for 3 hours. I joked with her and said they will need more paperwork. Finally went up to counter and they started saying no. Two cops at one computer now. Talking about a ''tm30'' I have no what that is. They said update it and come back. They did the lunch break and we ended being there all day.

You order a salad and they use raw cabbage leaves instead of lettuce. Time to start smashing.

Potato and chicken stew. I wouldn't let a Thai person near my Xmas dinner.