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Chris Daley

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  1. Translation: The students are forced to hold a piece of paper up (to make the image). The heat is excruciating. Usually all classes are cancelled for the entire day. It's not just football. Sometimes for a retirement party ceremony.
  2. Be careful Chatpong. It's getting dark earlier this time of year.
  3. Did the cop look like this, a badge and uniform. Could have just been planting drugs again.
  4. Children can feed off of your emotions and will try to do what is right. He has learnt that 'being sad about mom' is right and gets him free candy after. Tell him to get over it and just blast though the interviews. Do not spend time on it. Your child will learn that this is the new topic we all talk about in the house.
  5. Whether it be through sport, art, education or diplomacy humans are the only species capable of living in peace and rising above the savage nature of other animals. If we can cure Islam we would be even closer to world peace.
  6. Spoiler: There's a man in a brown uniform just before it and just after it.
  7. When I was at university I almost got hit. I used the crossing and the bus raced over it and just hit my bag. That crossing is used by many schools in the area. So after that I cross with the students. If you cross alone they will mow you down and keep going.
  8. The quality is such garbage now I prefer real shops. Bought a cat toy, the string was torn off and the ball split in half. Bought some shoes, wore them a few times and the sole is starting to peel off. I will get the return address and pay them a visit in person.
  9. So it means they could have cured poverty at any point in the last 60 years. They could have cured it but they didn't they just took the people's money and pissed it down the drain. So now we know that we should remind them every few months. Cure poverty or we burn your houses down. Cure poverty if you want to see your child again. That sort of thing. Sorry government the secrets out now, you have 10,000 baht of tax payers money for every person in Thailand just laying around.
  10. Probably just tired of trying the find the train map. The good old days when it was on the back of the tickets.
  11. chatgpt - light and informative answers bard - to the point and good detailed answers. deepai - short and concise. no fancy stuff just answers. I use these ones.
  12. I always go to a coffee shop to relax. I like having 30 Thai people staring directly at me constantly. Very relaxing.
  13. Hi can I get a sandwich, with sugar pork, and sugar mayo and 4 slices of sweet bread to a ratio of 3 fillings? Oh wait no because that is <deleted> disgusting and Thailand didn't get the memo on what a sandwich is.
  14. Recent news: Thai man punches a woman in the face multiple times, kicks her to the floor as she tries to get away, stamps on her and then shoots her in the face at point blank range.
  15. My dad had this. The pain came on suddenly and took a grown man to the floor. He was screaming in pain. My mom called the doctor and the doctor canceled all patients and came around with his bag. He injected some morphine and the pain went away. Then they did the checks over the next few days to see how big the stone were. It turned out he had passed all the stones so no need for an operation. Thailand's doctors are just monkeys in a gown, so who knows what they will do.
  16. I used to eat the old retro sweets. Proper wagon wheels. Kit kats in the foil. Quality Street at Christmas. But I can't eat this modern crap. The quality has gone down. Can't even tell the flavors anymore. Just a slimey bar of chemicals.
  17. You missed the part where I rob your house while you are on holiday. That's also part of the big cheese schedule.
  18. Yeah my girlfriend plays these games and she wins bags of rice.
  19. I know that guy his name is Charlie. He came into my restaurant and gave it a bad review. So I found out where he lived and left a horse's head on his pillow. He ate the head and gave it bad review.
  20. Bought a jar of mayonnaise with ''mayonnaise'' clearly written on it in English. It's condensed milk.
  21. Anyone one who can overstay while walking around in floral shirt with beer in one hand in plain sight should not be punished. This is immigration's failure to police it. Its just embarrassing.
  22. Girlfriend asked what I want for dinner. I said fish and chip. She brought home noodle soup again.
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