Chris Daley

Does this mean I can wear a belt. Or will be told to take if off and raise my hands for a body search again. Because those pants are not held up by gravity.

The objective of war is to kill as many people as possible. They did it so congrats to them. Sorry white flag people.

I rented a house once. It was the typical Thai <deleted>hole owned my morons. The garden was overgrown and filled with trash we couldn't walk around it. The house had termites. We told the landlord and she said ''yeah I know''. One year later doors were hanging off the frames and there was wood dust on the floors. We kept the house clean but the dust would appear every day. The termites were destroying the house. So we didn't renew the contract. Yes get rid of termites as soon as possible. It is a serious risk to the house and the neighboring houses.

I rarely do it. I just say hello and wave. If you cheat me, fine me and separate me like an alien, I will be that alien. I give up speaking Thai. You can start speaking and Thai to someone and they go into English all of a sudden: Ao kao man gai nueng glap baan - You rice chicken yes go to condo mai? <deleted> off.

They believe in an all seeing all powerful deity. A god that could break the moon in two halves if it felt like it and snap them in half and yet they still crack open a beer and drink it infront of picture of that god. This means either: 1) They are incredibly brave. 2) They don't really believe in the god.

It would suggest that he knows America will be attacked in his lifetime or in his families' lifetimes. Or he just really likes to live underground.

On your roti, on your chicken, on your shredded pork sandwich, on your bread ''cake'', on your fried cooled and refried cold crabstick sandwiches, and on your raw cabbage salads? I love it. How about you? Do you like condensed milk?

You mean Thai tv shows ''the news'' and ''shopping channel'' yeah they are great. So many to choose from. Sometimes I can't make up my mind.

I got some soft power. I have to take medicine for it every night.

because thailand is boring.

''Only women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provides something.'' - Chris Rock I think she wants a new ATM. One that can dance and sing.

Silly infant nations. England already solved this problem. We never have mass shootings and a much lower rate of gun crime.

Somrak Kamsing (orange love word thing) how does your wife feel about you dating kids?

I agree they are not gay enough. Just one scene?

Hello smiley. Using a long zoom makes it look like you have more friends. Good idea.

Hasn't got time for kids. Sounds like a right sack of crap.

There's another scam they do at Cafe Amazon. You give them 100 and they type in 1000 received. Then they put 900 in their pocket from the company's profits. Nice.

It's because they are obsessed with their family. If you remove a Thai girl from her family she will sit around the house all day being sad. You give them a nice house, garden and a safe area but they still want to go back to the slum. Foreigners are nothing but ATM's marriage or no marriage. Your divorce means f all.

Oh no they hacked me. Have fun looking at pictures of my cat and English worksheets.

He wouldn't last a second in a proper Westminster system. Prime Minister question time. He would run away crying.

She's cheating on you as well. While you are out she's playing a phone game about stacking gems, arranging furniture and putting it back again and not using any fans or aircon. A Thai woman's dream day.

You should try getting a job. It's the opposite of being scammed. They force money into your pockets.

Mr Somtam wants to hang around bars picking up trash. Mr Somtam will end up behind bars.

I like the part where god said to stone gay people and burn the village of Sodom down to the ground and if someone looks back at it turn them into stone and then have sex with your daughters (Genesis 19:30-36). Great chapter. But the parts about eating your children (Second Kings 6:24–30) is also one my favorites.