Chris Daley

In Thailand the pii must be respected even if they are blatantly incapable. I was at the optician today and there was one old woman and a younger girl. The old woman couldn't speak a word of English but the younger girl could speak good English. The old lady took full control of the prescription. She did the eye test which was interesting. My girlfriend did the translating. The old lady couldn't explain ''master eye / dominant eye'' so she just gave up and said ''I think it's left, agree, okay next''. I'm kind of concerned that I might turn into a cyclops now. How about you? Are you tired of old fossils clinging onto their jobs while much better qualified young people sit in the background?

It should never get to the stage of false confessions. The usual due process of law would find the real killer. Not just point fingers.

To be fair there is only one park in the whole of Thailand. It's Lumpini Park or nothing. We also have to realize just how hard it was to even see the two girls. This means that some guy walked from the back of a temple stood on a high platform used binoculars and saw two figures. He then proceeded to walk 10 minutes to the location and tell them he is offended. If it is the one I think it is that grass area is huge and no one goes there.

He probably ordered a cappuccino and was told no we only have black coffee with milk. Time to start smashing.

Eradicate the humans first.

Saw some near bins.

It's against clean air regulations.

It's the sound settings. Go to volume and remove the volume levelling. The TVs all have a default setting that lowers loud noises and raises quiet ones. As a result dialogue is lost during car chases or scenes with music.

Science isn't based on anything. It is empirical. If you destroyed all the bibles and all the science books, in 10,000 years only the science books would be back again. Water would still freeze at zero. Yes the world will end because it will be too hot to sustain complex life as the sun reaches it's final stages.

I wonder what part of killing babies is ''all knowing'' ''all seeing'' or ''all powerful.'' ''Thou shalt not kill.'' punishment by death. It's all good stuff.

Why does Thailand have a no fail system in highschool; whereas, in England a student can fail a course and leave school after 5 years with nothing? Please explain how these two financial models work.

Thank you God for killing all the babies in the middle east. After all God moves in mysterious ways.

I don't think the 1 month old will be too offended. Infact I don't think it will even eat the cake. Imagine being that person that actually took the cake back. I think the next cake will read ''divorce''.

That build your own Ikea furniture just isn't worth it.

It looked good though. I pulled up a chair.

Maybe stop selling them guns.

Reduced to 3 days.

Nice red skin. Sexy.

Christians are definitely the slimey spineless ones of the bunch. At least the others have some balls and conviction for their holy books. The Christians I've met in the past have been some of the most devious people I've met. Even now listening to them in the office is nauseating. Met one freak that was into men and hot tubs. No women allowed. Odd trips to South America with a bunch of other peoples' kids twice a year. Missionary workers scamming money from the community and flying around first class. One <deleted> would walk around the school hugging all the boys. Why not the girls? Just keep the professional distance at work. Creepy people those Christians.

The effects of inbreeding are scary.

Can I get a sugar pizza with no cheese. Thanks.

The Thai girls like to stick the money directly on to their bodies in the form of gold necklaces. Something about it being more permanent than paper money. And the family can take it back when before they get cremated.

Well there goes her college fees and grandma's medicine. She just caused endless suffering to her family.

No map, no phone, no gps, no English, no air con and no clue where they are going and rude.

I can't get into it myself. They are too hairy.