Chris Daley

Fill out the girlfriend stole passport form, a photo copy of your passport and pay the fine.

I went to the back of the house and my slippers where not there so I had to put on my girlfriend's minnie mouse ones. I am now a woman.

Poor man is better. It's a piece of piss to come to the UK.

Where are all poor Bangladeshi men.

She really needs a notepad.

That guy knows how to do his chokes. Nice.

The argument has repeatedly been thrown out of court. It is worthless now. The suspect is basically saying they are mentally ill at that point. In some cases the suspect has even admitted 'no it wasn't the games I just wanted to kill the bully at school' lol. I think it is used as a very thin last resort by lawyers.

I would suggest they invite the press to walk all over the crime scene and burn the bodies without an autopsy.

They just said hello in Thai. They can not ''speak Thai''. They kill anyone who isn't Muslim. They just assume Thai people are Buddhist. If the guy started chanting in Arabic they would still be alive.

Because Thailand doesn't have a casino.

I think the rule is you don't pay kidnappers anymore. Because they will keep doing it.

I think tattoo ink affects people brains.

Airlines, banks, post offices, government departments - They will never help you. Just assume all emails are scams.

I ate the Jay Food. Vegetables and rice.

Why you not a man? Can not decide right? Okay I will ask the (any male family member) he will know.

If you are a player you will get played. If you are honest with her she will be honest with you. Thai people respect family.

Mmm stale bread and condensed milk. The lowest possible quality. Yummy! Can I get a coffee with that? Staff: No

I recently got an 11,000 baht visa fine from a bent cop because the other bent cop (at desk beside him) was accepting tea money from the school I worked at. I got punished these crooks got rewarded. Awesome country.

Imagine what their wives think while these old men run around in flip flops screaming at each. Bunch of losers.

''A year of unpaid leave.'' so no one cared if he was there or not. Does he actually have a job or does he just mop some floors?

I like the fact that they don't have roads. Going up a dirt track to seven eleven could make life a bit more of a thill.

They ambushed me. The entire family is coming around today to have a barbeque in the garden. I don't mind adults because I just ignore them, but they are bring a 3 year old kid as well.

My girlfriend does the hotels. She gets a cheaper price every time. No reason for a alien to pissing about with it.

Nope still dry as a bone here and brilliant sunshine all day. Delete the forecast and try again.

50,000 is only a fraction of the amount of immigration fees and scams I have paid. This recent news gives me a warm feeling inside.