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Grumpy one

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  1. Were the old bomb detectors that failed to work years ago being used?
  2. Thank God my descendants were packed onto leaky old boats and sent to a sunny climate
  3. Until now I never knew the gearbox controlled the steering
  4. Simple solution to this is to force the shotgun barrel into their anus and fire This should cause brain damage if nothing else
  5. Thai logic Zebra Crossings are for Zebra's and motor bikes, not pedestrians
  6. Professional Tourist Guides Association of Thailand 
  7. Valuable equipment ? Bamboo poles, gun powder and a lighter
  8. Now you need to work on Chuckles and his missus
  9. They were only trying to clean up their smelly crap from the night before
  10. Maybe he is reluctant to speak with the police is caused by his choice of bed partner How does one tell the parents his new mate leaves the toilet seat up also
  11. The poor old sheep shaggers can't even spell ESTATE, put the sheep standing upright nor tell red from white GO Kiwi land
  12. He may have been Forked...... my spelling is not so good
  13. Cost of the paper it was written on
  14. Lucky you can't see what's being done to your food in the kitchen
  15. Now sit back and wait for the rush of expats complaining about the cost to them, but are more than happy to pay overinflated bar prices for beer
  16. Gravel rash takes on a whole new meaning 
  17. The correct term to describe a cock in a frock kiddie fiddler should be DEAD
  18. So, you know my brother in-law
  19. He may be the little Michelin Man
  20. This one was chosen, by the police. Too bad for him Send him home via Isis Airways
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