Doctor Tom

They take all three sides, even when there are only two options. It's a National gift, just ask my G/F

There isn't one for next time. The difference for the next one is nuclear fallout and the Earths natural wind patterns. There is no escape the next time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YrxRsi8BqE

Of course you do, which is why you don't just move. No, hold on, that doesn't make sense !

Pots and kettles eh?

He doesn't need to. They are Russian, therefore, by definition, gang members, cowards, draft dodgers, wimps, or just plain low life's.

He won't live long enough to do that.

No

My goodness, you are a laugh a minute aren't you? Chill pill man (or woman, or whatever) .

Humor, not a fan I see

None of this applies to me, I'm just on holiday. My visa clearly doesn't entitle me to settle here.

No, but not at all a sensible way to live.

I hear you brother. Over 30 years ago, I pissed blood after a long run. I was hospitalized and they shoved this, what felt like a 6 inch diameter hose pipe, up my penis. They found nothing and put it down to a broken blood capillitia. The procedure was pain itself, but the peeing through clotted blood that went on for another 3 days was worse. Some years later I had a reoccurrence after a gym session. This time I ignored it. No way was I going to go through that again and that is my attitude today. Maybe not a very sensible attitude, but it will save some sadistic doctor getting a punch in the mouth. I have a very low pain and boredom threshold. Find another way doctors.

They do have that power for their own airline

I always wai my Doctor, hoping by politeness, to stop the sadistic fxxxer hurting me., I have a very low pain threshold. It never seems to work.

I've lived in the UK, so I don't notice rudeness or miserly, as anything out of the ordinary.

He was a breeder, so in this case your statement is inaccurate.

You clearly haven't visited the UK in recent years. Thailand is years ahead of the UK in very many areas, admittedly not ALL, but very many. That's why I live here. Bananas don't grow in the UK, so I guess we have to call it a 'Potato Republic', or just a cluster fxxx of a country.

A cat may wander, but it won't be too far away. Cats have a territory, within which they wander (see video below). Its quite local and they don't wander far or cross into another's area. I put a small pet video camera on my cat's collar. He was never more than 200m from the house, even if he stayed out all day and night. Often he was stationary, sitting under a tree or a car for hours at a time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QadUonunflw

have you ever stood in front of an aircon outside. An aircon is a heat exchanger and it does not just circulate internal air without an outside vent. Its why portable aircons are a waste of money and never really work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVLhrLTF878

The dry thing is true, but mine usually never switches off. Not sure about the 24/7 bit, but I dont see much point in running it if pollution levels are low.

The best option is having one integral to your aircon. Most modern inverter aircons will have some air purifier options incorporated, some more than others. Mine, set on 'dry' rather than 'cool', seem to be very effective.

What??? Thats hypochondriac country.

If this is a serious post subject, I spend circa 1 million Baht per year for a comfortable life. Add a 5 million health reserve in the bank and there you have it.

I have had nothing but excellent service from my local SCB branch. They are busy, but helpful, much better than my UK Bank. I would recommend them to anyone. However, I would say that, like all Thai banks, it is very Branch dependent.

Better still if you say 'your Mama is better'