1) I applied for and successfully achieved a Schengen Visa for my TGF. I paid for Courier delivery. The sorting office mis-labelled it. The dolt went to the wrong house & hurled it up the driveway without securing a signature. It took hours of sleuthing & a visit to the Sorting Office. The problem was solved by the owner of the wrong house phoning my GF's telephone number on the front of the package.
2) I was then summoned to attend any branch of the Bangkok Bank because there was a problem. (I have over 1 million in a current & savings account.) I duly presented myself at the Numchai Branch on Suk & received a ticket showing 8 people ahead of me. After 45 minutes, the two desks finally completed dealing with ONE customer. Aged 82, I realised I was in more danger of dying of old age then getting served and left loudly declaring the inefficiency of the staff/banking procedures.
3) My GF's daughter finally graduated and I decided we would take a bus to Korat rather than risk this geriatric driver attempting a 350 kms journey. I found a depot on 3rd Road called Sri Monkol. It operated a VIP bus for 400 baht a head so I bought 2 tickets. The VIP bus had some slight damage to the rear. During the NINE hour journey I had ample opportunity to examine the road-worthiness of the VIP vehicle. Every crack in the road impacted the passengers probably because the tires were over-inflated. There was no visible tread on any of the tires. Prior to a visit to a Weigh Station (?) the driver maintained a 15kph speed limit for 30 minutes, then hit 150 immediately after passing an inspection!
On the return journey we went with NCA who managed the return journey in a mere 7.5 hours AND provided free water & cookies for 25% less than the infamous Sri Monkol outfit. I feel better now.