It's called humour, sarcasm, not appreciated by all, I understand. "Yes. How could you do a 90 day report if you have not been in Thailand for 90 days." My reply, comment was tongue in cheek, it could be done online.
Have both knees replaced several years ago, here in LOS. Been through airport security numerous times. If scanner goes off, usually does, just a wand scan. Never an issue.
Sorry, but I beg to differ. I've made numerous calls & sent many emails to the Aussie embassy both in Bangkok & Canberra. Never had a problem. Maybe it's how they are approached that determines the response.
If it were me I'd be making a call to the Aussie embassy in Bangkok & getting it straight from the horses mouth. Or better still, email them & then you have their response in writing.
https://www.google.com/search?q=isaan+lawyers&rlz=1C1CHBF_enTH1046TH1046&oq=isaan+lawyers&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i512l2j0i390i650l3.8742j1j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 I initially had two wills made. One for self & one for then Thai wife. Total 10,000 Baht. Now divorced. Had new will made cost 2,000 Baht as I was an existing client.
One night stand is ok if you sleep alone. A second night stand would be handy if you sleep with someone else. It's more pleasing to the eye if there's a night stand either side of the bed.
Google maps. Select your hotel to be shown on the map. Surronding area will show land marks & such. Will be in Thai script. Take screen shot. Print. If you feel the need highlight or circle your hotel in red. Give to taxi driver. I find works every time. Cheers.
Toothmate dental Clinic. As below. Highly recommend. Have had dentures made plus other work. Extremely happy. Female dentist. Speaks fluent English. Unfortunately receptionist doesn't speak english. Get your missus to call for appointment.
I needed a competent leccy some little time back. Went to the local PEA office. Asked if any of their staff were qualified leccys. Happened a guy in the planning department was available for after hour work. Spoke pretty good english & his work was exceptional. Just a thought for you.
You will never go wrong at Hemingways. https://www.google.com/search?q=hemingways+bkk&oq=hemingways&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j35i39j46i67i175i199j0i512j46i175i199i512j46i10i175i199i512j0i512j46i175i199i512j0i512j0i10i512.7040j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8