StreetCowboy

Typo Alert! For “is” read “should”

On one of my groups, it is normal to post a banana for scale. There are also tablets that you can use for scale. Fish or snakes may give you advice on scales. When it comes to losing weight, I would recommend either the slow way - transcontinental hitch-hiking; or the quick way - traumatic hospitalisation. A serious drinking habit can help you lose hundreds of pounds in a single evening.

Let’s hope that you don’t live to regret that revelation. EDIT: Let me reword that in a less threatening manner - let’s hope that you do live to regret that revelation, happily , and for a long time, with only the mildest of regrets. It’s always good to hope for the best, regardless of the likelihood.

Was FFS his old username? How old are you?

Why are you bullying him? It seems that he doesn't want to state his age in years, months, days or hours. Leave it at that.

If it was a question he'd have punctuated it better.

Grandfather. Back in the day, we did whatever. I remember when people imagined Australia like Crocodile Dundee, I went there once - Australia, and also Dundee, and I've never seen so many people so white - Australia, and also Dundee.

My daughter was reporting a conversation from two ladies that she had overheard, regarding the merits of living in the USA: 1) But here, you can get people to do everything, while in the USA you have to go out and work 2) Aye, but in the USA, you can go out and work, you're not stuck in the house all day I could have mis-repeated that...

It was a top second cousin's wedding. Our relatives encouraged us to come back, and my daughter and I prevaricated. My brother was more polite: "No, I won't be coming back". There are many in this world less fortunate than you and I, few more honest than my brother, and fewer still as beautiful / handsome (as appropriate) as my second cousins. They are particularly blessed by the number of their neighbours who are less fortunate than they are....

No - it is a choice. If I wanted to be less cryptic, I would need to respond earlier in the evening.

And you can blame your ethic cleansing on foreigners

I forsook a trip to the Old Country for a second cousin's wedding, and I (and my daughter) enjoyed it far more than I had anticipated,

Like a good crossword, you are bound to get a kleptic response. "Baitey" is my crossword, and "Observation" is my watchword. Ne'ertheless, I was asked a similar question by a former colleague - he had suggested meeting for a drink, and I had responded "Aye-done - LRK XIV" To which he replied "Where is that?" "It's in the middle of your screen when you search on google maps" So we had to accommodate his navigational frailties, and I am not certain how I got home, but I believe that I did... Anyway, to summarise, I am here, you may be there, nd other people can fend for themselves

I think that I am more optimistic than you - I think that people will assimilate to the culture in which they find themselves, and those that attract the best immigrants will become stronger, while those that persecute their own people will become weaker. Nations that send their children to die in foreign wars will not prosper over those that are fighting for their survival.

We can all blame other countries for being the victims of our bombing, or the bombing or our neighbours. It is not so easy to stop our compatriots from bombing countries, or stopping our neighbours from bombing other countries. We can make our own country less atteactive - and I think we have done so. Fortunately, even a Conservative government cannot make the UK as hostile as Syria or Afghanistan. I am pleased that people from those countries are willing to come to our country to provide cheap labour for farmers - although they are displacing my younger self (back in the day) as a seasonal potato-howker.

If money is that important to you, I wish you the very best of luck. I would like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming in horror and terror, like his passengers.

You are wrong. Australia was a perfect place to live, and the aborigines had lived there since before I can remember in complete harmony with the environment. Unfortunately, immigrants from far away thought that Australia was a better place to live (or to send convicts) than their own country, and fouled it for the Australians. Maybe the aborigines tried to keep them out. Their wooden spears were no match for the dinghys and boats in which they arrived, and they found themselves overwhelmed by people of different religions and opinions. Let us not fall into that same trap, and let's encourage those that we don't want to enjoy as neighbours refrain from emigrating - encourage them to stay in FOREIGN, where Foreign people should stay - make FOREIGN a nicer place to stay, instead of bombing them, and allowing oligarchs to bomb them, and displacing the long-time-previously-oppressed from persecuting them, when there are other continents where the ethnic cleansing has already been done. Immigration is a foreign policy / aid issue, not a border issue.

Our ignorance astounds our friends as much as it surprises ourselves. Einstein was unclear on whether ignorance or stupidity required a longer string or heavier weight to plumb, and I am grateful that he is not here to see me answer his uncertainty.

Just to be absolutely clear: - there has been a lot of chat elsewhere about pos(t)er of the year 2023 - it has been suggested that people could volunteer to be in the running. No: Running is for buses.. That is the end of it. There will be no running, except for buses. As noted elsewhere, if it was a serious competition it would be in the cycling forum. If it's not a serious competition, then whatever. @Bobfish is always helpful. He doesn't need to run. He can walk to the finishing line. Or cycle. In this world, anything is possible.

Is it a handbook?

I've got cheeks that know the Japanese for 'Keep your hands to yourself'

We all have to do our best. I was grateful for the kanji signs. So back in the day, the Japanese - as their neighbours - were continuously at war with the Chinese, and came off second-best repeatedly. They interrogated prisoners "Right - are you guys telepathic?" "Eh?" "Do I need to say that out loud? ARE YOU GUYS TELEPATHIC?" "No. Don't be daft:" "So how come you all seem to know the same things at the same time?" "Orders! We get orders on bits of paper (that's a whole other technology, but we'll skip that for a moment) "How do you mean "Orders"?" "Aye, well see this bit of paper here - "Hill" "Rice field" "Man" "Coffee" " "Now that is MAGIC! We're going to have some of that! So how many are there?" "5,000" "Ye're fckin' joking, right? We're not going to have 5,000 of these ridiculous symbols, Nebdy's goin'tae remmber allthaim. What we're goin' to do is write down the SOUND of the word. Except if the word looks nice, or if its a gaijin word, when we'll have a different alphabet..." They made a rod for their own backs, and then they made another one.

"Thank God it's them instead of you" I'd like to make foreign countries better for foreigners, rather than hammering the people who seek a better life. Alternatively, we can make our country as bad as where they've come from.

Speak for yourself Were not all parochial

Aye, that's all very nice, but it's not the way home