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chickenslegs

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  1. I sent an email to the spiritual leader of Tibet. A few weeks later I received a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I'd emailed Dial-a-Llama by mistake.
  2. Top tip for criminals ... If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that!
  3. The Equalizer. For anyone who hasn't seen the movie - Robert (Denzel) befriends a young sex worker. She is badly beaten by the gang who "own" her. Robert offers to pay off the gang and buy her freedom ...
  4. armKngd_460svav1.mp4
  5. a1PMdyv_460svvp9.webm
  6. Larb moo tord Moo ping Spicy mango salad (with dried shrimp)
  7. Nigel (Maunsell)
  8. It would be the most unexpected resurrection since Jesus'. Does he even have 100 disciples to get him a place in the contest?
  9. He's not worried - there's a spare in the boot.
  10. Bring back Boris. At least he could string a few words together - and the UK could do with a laugh just now.
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