I sent an email to the spiritual leader of Tibet. A few weeks later I received a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I'd emailed Dial-a-Llama by mistake.
Top tip for criminals ...
If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that!
The Equalizer.
For anyone who hasn't seen the movie - Robert (Denzel) befriends a young sex worker. She is badly beaten by the gang who "own" her. Robert offers to pay off the gang and buy her freedom ...