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IMO - Hit and run deserves at least an equal punishment as DUI. I understand that it can be dangerous to stop at the scene, where locals could get nasty, but in that case the driver should report to the police as soon as possible. I know this location very well. It is a recently constructed and incomplete part of Sukhumvit road (highway 3) basically an urban motorway with (apparently) 5 lanes in each direction. Although there are not yet any lane markings, and street lighting is very poor . I don't offer any excuses for a hit and run driver, but I do believe that it is unwise to construct such motorways which allow very fast and very slow moving vehicles to share the road.

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Some people will be cross about that joke. But I think you nailed it.

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Did she die? Or is that hyperbole.

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Great photos and video Owl, thanks. My last Avocado (grown from a seed) died last week. It was looking healthy at about 1.5m tall and about 3cm thick at the base when I last saw it in April. I suspect that it was over-watered by the guy who looks after the garden while we are away.

Trying to add some fun to our sex life, I didn't tell my wife that I replaced our bed with a trampoline. When she found out she hit the ceiling.

I went on a rock climbing course but I struggled with the lesson on how to get the slack out of a safety rope. I guess some things cannot be taut.

When I was on holiday in Scotland I heard about this mythical creature that keeps ringing doorbells. The locals call it the knock less monster.

You don't need to ask the price if the tax-payer is paying.