chickenslegs

And be warned ...

I also make my own bread, but not with a machine. My stand mixer does the hard work for me. From what you describe, it seems possible that the new bread making machine is the cause of your issues. Maybe not kneading enough, too short (or too long) of a first rise, knock back insufficient, or temperature too high or low. To ascertain whether it is the ingredients at fault why not try using your old machine with your new flour, to make a comparison. Recently, I have been substituting spelt flour and whole wheat for about 10% each of bread flour (swan brand) with good results. Spelt is expensive, but only small amount used [instead of 500g bread flour I use 400g + 50g spelt + 50g whole wheat]. I don't use sugar, except about 1tsp to prove the yeast.

Shed

There's also a wall that needs rebuilding.

Homing

Barrel

His Mom's house was too far away.

Pattaya beach has its attractions, but it is not the cleanest. Would that be the fireworks on the Dragon Bridge at weekends.

Flobabdob

You can't even say <deleted> Manchu - the famous fictional villain.

Witches

Apropos the current milk shortage: One astronaut says to another. I can’t find any milk for my coffee. The other astronaut replies “In space no one can. Here, use cream”.

If space is a vacuum why is Mars so dusty?

Why don't aliens visit our solar system? They read the reviews: Only one star.

I went to one of those space parties. It was very disappointing - no atmosphere.

Yes. Can't be a Leaf. Maybe a Micra.

I thought you wanted to drift.

Have you tried over-inflating your tyres?

Tortoise

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In the book Animal Farm the last sentence is, "The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which”