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ballpoint

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  1. A real advertisement from the 50's. Windows are the weak point. Some things never change:
  2. I got a job in the candle factory - bit monotonous but good money. We had to take a bit of string, put it in the mould and then pour in molten wax. My mate Gary worked there too. Sometimes he would leap out of his chair onto my bench and sit on my string. He really got on my wick.
  3. Give a Russian soldier some firewood and he will be warm for a day, fire a missile at his tank and he will be warm for the rest of his life!
  4. I've been prescribed anti-gloating cream... I can't wait to rub it in.
  5. Paddy says to Mick "Have you heard the news? Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their deaths". "Unbelievable" Says Mick, "I can't believe they all had the same name"
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