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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
For sale: ex-Memphis Police car. No Tyre kickers. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I've just seen on a story on the news about teenagers consuming Nitrous Oxide out of canisters. Are they having a laugh? -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A big game hunter went on a Safari with his Wife and Mother-in-Law. One morning while still deep in the jungle, the hunter’s wife awakened to find her Mother gone. She woke her husband and they both set off in search of the elderly woman. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight ... the mother-in-law was standing face-to-face with a Lion. ”What are we going to do?” his horrified wife asked. ”Nothing,’ her Husband replied, “The Lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it!" -
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Man walks into the chemist and picks up a packet of condoms. Takes them to the counter. Sales assistant asks "Do you want a bag with them?" He replies, "No thanks, she's not that ugly." -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A Northern Territory farm hand radio’s back to the farm manager. "Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the truck. He's OK, but he's stuck in the roo-bars. The big problem is that he’s wriggling, hollering and squealing so much, I can't get the fecka out." The Manager says, "OK Benji, there's a .303 Rifle behind the truck seat. Take it, shoot the pig twice in the head, and then you'll be able to remove him." Five minutes later, Benji the farm hand calls back, "I did what you said Boss. Took the .303 Rifle from behind the truck seat and I shot the pig twice in the head and removed him from the truck’s roo-bars. So that's ok, but I still can't go on". "Now what's the <deleted> problem"..??? raged the Manager. "Well Boss, it's his big shiny, motor-bike. The flashing blue light is still going and it’s damn stuck under the right-front wheel arch". "Boss, Boss”. . . !? * “You still there boss?” -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
To all those I gave books to for Christmas: They're due back at the Library soon. Just a reminder. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Google certainly doesn't know everything. I googled "missing medieval servant boy" and it just said "that page can not be found".
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Priscilla Presley is contesting validity of Lisa Marie Presley’s will
ballpoint replied to Scott's topic in World News
She should call in the Police Squad, and get Frank Drebin on the case. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!