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ballpoint

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  1. It happened at night. Just like some one was performing orchestral maneuvers in the dark.
  2. No matter what goes wrong, there is always someone who knew it would.
  3. The queen and Diana finally cross paths in heaven. Queen : When do I get a halo like yours? Diana: Actually, its a steering wheel!
  4. Since the Queen died, there will be no more telegrams sent out when you turn 100. Instead, Prince Andrew will send you a text when you reach 14.
  5. I tried to look up our local orphanage online, but it doesn't have a home page.
  6. I went to a postman's birthday party yesterday. We played pass the "Sorry You Were Out" card.
  7. I was walking down the road and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano. It was an orchestrated attack
  8. Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn't working.
  9. I need some advice. My therapist told me to write letters to all the people I hate and then burn them. Does anyone know what I should do with the letters?
  10. I didn't even know there was an old iPhone 14
  11. The pizza that keeps on giving
  12. Learn all about Henry the 8th and his daughters
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