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ballpoint

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  1. Trump would spend the whole time whining about his "bigliest fall ever! The greatest fall of all time! Every knows I should have risen, but they stole that from me. They should abolish gravity to put it right."
  2. Seeing as the sidebar is on the far right of the screen, I don't think any twisting is needed to get his thoughts aimed in that direction.
  3. Shakespeare summed him up in King Lear: “A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue"
  4. I knew you would make a gleeful injection into this topic by taking a stand on the electric chair. Once you bring back hanging you should find an artist who rents rooms, and get yourself drawn and quartered as well.
  5. Watching the world cup the other day, my wife bet me that I couldn't name 3 Qatar players. I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix.
  6. Men all around the world between 40 to 60 years, will on average have sex 2 to 3 times per week. Whereas Japanese men, in the exact same age group will have sex once or twice a year if they are lucky. This has come as very upsetting news to most of my friends as they had no idea they were Japanese.
  7. I used to hate it when my mum would dress me and my twin brother in the same clothes. We could hardly walk!
  8. I shouted: “Push harder” when my wife was in labour. “I hate you” she screamed, I thought that was a bit harsh, It wasn’t my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital.
  9. Paddy the electrician has been sacked by the US prison service for refusing to repair the electric chair. He said that in his opinion it was a death trap.
  10. Breaking News! Man with a stammer jailed. Judge rules he's unlikely to complete his sentence.
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