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    Trump would spend the whole time whining about his "bigliest fall ever! The greatest fall of all time! Every knows I should have risen, but they stole that from me. They should abolish gravity to put it right."
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    Seeing as the sidebar is on the far right of the screen, I don't think any twisting is needed to get his thoughts aimed in that direction.
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    Shakespeare summed him up in King Lear: “A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue"
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    I knew you would make a gleeful injection into this topic by taking a stand on the electric chair. Once you bring back hanging you should find an artist who rents rooms, and get yourself drawn and quartered as well.
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    Watching the world cup the other day, my wife bet me that I couldn't name 3 Qatar players. I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix.
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    Men all around the world between 40 to 60 years, will on average have sex 2 to 3 times per week. Whereas Japanese men, in the exact same age group will have sex once or twice a year if they are lucky. This has come as very upsetting news to most of my friends as they had no idea they were Japanese.
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    I used to hate it when my mum would dress me and my twin brother in the same clothes. We could hardly walk!
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    I shouted: “Push harder” when my wife was in labour. “I hate you” she screamed, I thought that was a bit harsh, It wasn’t my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital.
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    Paddy the electrician has been sacked by the US prison service for refusing to repair the electric chair. He said that in his opinion it was a death trap.
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    Breaking News! Man with a stammer jailed. Judge rules he's unlikely to complete his sentence.

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