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ballpoint

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  1. When I was little, we were so poor that on my 6th birthday, my mum put 3 candles on a cake and stuck it in front of a mirror.
  2. Councils say they're losing £30 million a year in unpaid parking fines. If they halve the cost of a fine, they'll only lose £15 million. Simple.
  3. I think I might have a shower. Just checked. Yes I do, it's upstairs.
  4. I arranged to meet a mathematician at half six. He turned up at three.
  5. Top Gear Blackadder MASH The young ones Monty Pythons flying circus
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