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And it was like that both ways.

My teacher at school told me not to worry about spelling because he predicted that in the future we would have autocorrect. And now it's here, I'm eternally grapefruit.

Always lock up your transport when not in use.

Yesterday my Doctor asked me if I find myself becoming indecisive. I said "I don't know, I'm just not sure about that, Doc".

"He recused himself two months ago from one of my cases..." Says it all really.

Girl says to boyfriend "I really really like this Pair of Shoes". "How much are they?" asks the boy. "$350", says the girl, "but I left my purse at home". Boy opens his wallet and the girl gets all excited. "Here", he says, handing her $10, "catch a taxi home, get your purse, and I'll wait here".

Why it's hard for an old man to get hired: Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?" Old Man: "My honesty." Interviewer: "I don't think that's a weakness." Old Man: "I don't give a <deleted> what you think."

Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong also placed a 2-foot wide panel studded with 100 mirrors pointing at Earth on July 21, 1969, about an hour before the end of their final moonwalk. Lasers are reflected off it from Earth providing a highly accurate measurement of the distance from Earth to the Moon. There is no way this panel would be there if the first moon landing hadn't taken place. What Neil & Buzz Left on the Moon | Science Mission Directorate (nasa.gov)